Fenikso!

worst mistake u can make w your male oc is giving him a sister that's cooler than him..... like sorry idw hear abt him anymore can he move tf out of the way

Green + yellow + orange is a highly underrated colour combo

our age of blogs is collapsing

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

when you reblog a post about life being hopeless as an acknowledgement that your own life sucks and then your mutuals reblog the same post from you and tag it with the name of a hockey player it's like oh. so it's just me and this millionaire bastard in canada

i did not moan while i was drinking your blood and even if i did it meant nothing. i hate you.

yesterday? blorbo stuff. today? blorbo stuff. tomorrow? you'll never guess

A big part of being a quadruped is being able to just lie down anytime. Waiting? Loaf time. Talking to someone shorter than you? Loaf time. Falling asleep in the sun? Loaf time. Bored? Loaf it up till something interesting happens. Leg hurt? Loaf time.

*dejectedly, with a mournful expression* i like star wars

when Metal Gear Solid 5 came out the disc came with a poster that was just a map of northern Kabul, Afghanistan and me and my brother used to fight over it

race horse i raised from a foal named Cuteness Aggression and i do everything possible to train it to bite and kick everything it sees especially children and animals