you guys are still here?

boss makes a spider i make a slime. that's why i . thas why, tthats why i uhhh. t. thawhy

t.gats why i can't think up an end to the rhyme

GET BACK TO WORK

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

i was born in the absolute RIGHT generation if i had to have children i would KILL MY SELF!!!!

youll be able to find books and movies and music that change your life until the day you die. that's pretty good

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

Messing up my customer service hotline job and playing a gunshot sound effect over the phone then coming back with a slightly different accent

Reblog to save a life... and someone's sanity