you guys are still here?

its kind of sad that bugs are so weak. it dishonors their noble biology. i guess this is is why crustaceans are so admirable. imagine for a moment, an unsquishable bug. such is the way of the crab

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

@besweetbyjapanesebreakfast

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

why does everything cost money

I hear you can pour river water into your socks for free

You can lie when you name things

boss makes a spider i make a slime. that's why i . thas why, tthats why i uhhh. t. thawhy

t.gats why i can't think up an end to the rhyme

GET BACK TO WORK