If there's one thing I know, it's everything.

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

i need all the help i can get for finals

Give salary increase and wfh plz

I resent the inevitable consequences the second law of thermodynamics has on my tea and the entropy of the universe. It always happens too damn soon.

The hell do you mean “use a tea light” you’re telling me those things can be used to heat tea???

Fam I’ve been lied to and deceived

Wait please what are you being told, this has raised many questions about tea lights for me.

I'm sorry they're what

They heat tea. They heat tea because they’re tea lights. They’re named that way because they’re literally devices to keep your tea warm and somehow no one has ever told me this and they’re tea lights to heat tea and I might just—[CENSORED]

Love that you can see the exact moment that Enlightenment™ occurs for this little dude. Good job, you did it.

BABY OH MY GOODNESS

@soapoey @tumbwr

did y'all see the internal emails the co-ceo sent out? they were fucking embarrassing

The leader of the trans employee walkout is pregnant. They fired a pregnant individual.

She wants to know why her treats aren’t on the list? She wants them right meow.

Can you imagine being fuckin being lost in the desert for a couple days and out of nowhere hearing Africa by Toto?? I would lose my fuckin shit that would be the moment id be like damn im actually losing it and gonna die out here, what a banger tho.

Let! That! Baby! Eat!!!!!!

This is actually examples of the field of mathematics called topology and it’s fucking bullshit wizard shit.

finally, applied mathematics

why are hummingbirds so dumb

World Heritage Post

I love how all of them are so offended

listen this isn’t rat related but I’m going off the walls right now this is literally so fucking funny