giving me the heebie jeebies

Migraines are literally the stupidest thing in human evolution. "Oh no, we're experiencing too much Thing! Better send a rail spike through the skull and blind ourselves about it" like c'mon, man

If you want a poorly written fanfic don’t ask ai ask me I’ll do it

headcanoned too hard and ended up surprised by zero results on AO3

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

no mi circo no mis feratus

Having internet friends is an experience. Did you eat today? I can't believe your sister hasn't apologized yet, what a bitch. Drink a glass of water right now. Want to see a cat picture? I love you. I know you better than your parents. I don't know your name. I'm having a rough day, can you talk to me about your favorite videogame? I love you. Good morning means good night means good afternoon means go to sleep. Here's a doodle I made in class. I'm stealing your clothes as we speak, they're so pretty. I love you. I love your pet. What does your hair look like? I'd love to see that weird leaf. I love you. I'm making you your favorite food. Thank you for holding my secrets for me. I love you. We're having a coffee date. I love you. I'm giving you a screen-sized hug. I love you. I love you. I love you.

i‘m gonna be so annoying about billy hargrove if it turns out he was in the upside down all that time

hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god

probablemente no causa gonorrea. no podemos saber 100%

you'll be hanging out with the sweetest person ever and they'll randomly tell you a childhood experience that would have vaporised you and you're like oh we should find your parents and murder them irl

why couldn't nepotism have chosen me, I would've spent all that money so wisely

i ❤️ not learning my lesson