Hi! I'm Guin. I write primarily harringrove but this masterpost was getting long and I wanted to use the read more thing so had to put firstprince at the top instead.
RWRB drabbles on Ao3
a different kind of prince (smut with feelings) - Ao3
elevator guy (anywhere with you fandom exchange) - Ao3
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Other fandoms
Power Rangers 2017 fic
Spuffy missing scene fic
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Important Posts I love & Lists of HG fics by trope that I put together
Steve's hairy chest fancam vid by @shieldofiron (who is the bestest)
Dacre Smoking (direct your thanks towards @prettyboybillyhargrove for this one)
Neil Gets Dead Fic list (nothing I wrote but handy list!)
Ghost!Billy (handy list compiled by me, written by other people)
Ace HG (another list collated by me)
Merfolk HG (I like lists, okay?)
Camboy AU (you know you wanna read)
Harringrove Masterlist Under the Cut (yes, I know, I'm showing my age here, with this reference to LJ)
Harringrove micro poetry on Ao3 (series)
Grease 2 AU ramblings
Harringrove Story Challenge chapter 5 by me
Why fight a guy (when you can kiss him instead) [previously titled Steve can't take it anymore] WIP - on Ao3
Never fall for a straight guy WIP - on Ao3
A frankly ill-timed visit (the Harringrove husbands) - on Ao3
definitely better than being dead (July 4 fic) - on Ao3
i wanna do everything with you (harringrove 24h relay race fic) - on Ao3
i got you a whole flower shop (valentine's day fic, Florist!Billy) - on Ao3
i know how i feel about you now (HGC valentine exchange, present for @spaceofentropy, Limo driver!Steve) - on Ao3
Mr Steve and the Monster Hunter (Harringrove Big Bang fic) - on Ao3
The Birthday Wish (Billy's birthday fic) - on Ao3
Not-So-Blind Date (harringrove 48h Relay Race Fic) - on Ao3
the bit that mattered (HGC Pride event, present for @whenyouwishuponastar7 & @discodeviant, enemies to soulmates, Robin's POV) - on Ao3
what's my name again? (July 4 fic- Amnesiac!Billy, post Starcourt) - on Ao3
the pull in his chest (Stranger Things Big Bang soulmates AU, post Starcourt) - on Ao3
you got it (Kings of Nowhere Harringrove Zine) - on Ao3
people like us (birthday fic for @thissortofsorcery - Robin and Billy secret gay bffs) - on Ao3
the stolen merprince (billy big bang 2024 - mermaid!billy & mermaid!steve) - on Ao3
twenty years and change (HGC winter event, Fire & Ice, second chance) - on Ao3
only with you (Harringrove Holiday Exchange - domestic fluff with a dash of smut for @billysblueeyes) - on Ao3
terminally straight (best friend's brother, fluff, yearning) - on Ao3
Am I dreaming? (Trans Steve - birthday present for @intothedysphoria) - on Ao3
his prince in double denim (for Ihni's harringrove winter zine) - on Ao3
something poetic (July 4 fic, Billy writes erotic poetry, Steve finds out Billy's alive) - on Ao3
pressing buttons (billy mini reverse bang with @basiatlu) - on Ao3
will you love me tomorrow (for @spaceofentropy's birthday) - on Ao3
in your butt (for @shieldofiron 's birthday - trope fest) - on Ao3
Mutuals (actor Billy x screenwriter Steve) - on Ao3
Always the Best Man (Billy Big Bang 2025 - soulmates) - on Ao3
a boyfriend for christmas (Harringrove Holiday Exchange 2025 - hallmark christmas movie) - on Ao3
Harringrove Winter Bingo Masterpost
Harringrove Summer Bingo Masterpost
Billy Hargrove Bingo Masterpost
Text posts:
We Talked About This (also on Ao3) | Flirting (also on Ao3)| Clingy Mess | Angst | Wake Me Up (also on Ao3) | Am I dreaming | Only The Best (slightly extended version on Ao3) | Harringrove Husbands | Finding peace together (also on Ao3) | No 'plenty of bitches in the sea' for this Billy | Steve's parents have the worst timing ever (based on a post by @lovebillyhargrove) (also on Ao3) | Billy just melts | A summer at Hargrove & Harrington (extended version on Ao3)
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some more fics i've loved lately! hoping i don't run out of space again with this one, they've piled up quite a bit! there's a wide mix of options here, so I'm splitting the key by rating instead of tropes.
there's 21 recs this time! (most of them ended up being explicit - I'm sorry or you're welcome sdgsjhfg)
(these are in no particular order, and feature a range of topics, ratings, lengths, and possible warnings. as with any rec, please be sure to also double check for any triggers yourself before reading. however, I will not rec MCD and very rarely unhappy endings.
if you read one and enjoy it, please be sure to leave a comment or support! if you don't, just move on. be kind!)
disclaimer: a few of the longer summaries have been shortened for this post! as always, please click the link to see full summaries, tags, authors notes, and more. x
β€οΈ KISS WITH A FIST by currlyhairdontcurr
β€· rating + length: e, 13k
β€· summary:
Shane gets hard when a classmate from school hits him during a fight. Ilya, his best friend since diapers, knows everything there is to know about sex. Surely, heβll have a way to fix this.
β€· notes + warnings:
right out the gate with what might be my favorite that I've read recently. technically it's an au but even if that's not really your thing I REALLY urge you to give it a try. if there's anything I love more than a character study, it's a character study wrapped up in d/s dynamics and gorgeous prose. the dynamic specifically is SO well written and tangible between them. loved ilya's yearning, loved this specific brand of shane's submission, and while I'm usually a hard sell for the childhood friends - ish realm of au's, I was so fucking sold on this from the first paragraph. it's very 'buzzy', as the kids are saying these days dsgjdhfgjg. can't recommend it enough!
𧑠THE SKIN OF YOUR TEETH by floormusic
β€· rating + length: m, 15k, 3/5 chaps
β€· summary:
"Okay?β Ilyaβs voice is softer now, and asks the underlying question of if Shane is fine going into this uncharted territory with him, if this is something they are really going to do.
They canβt. Maybe they could have before, but if this is true, if Shane isβ Shane canβt.
βOkay,β he breathes out, instead, foolish and doomed.
Or: Ilya comes from a line of vampire hunters. Shane gets turned into a vampire right after finding out.
β€· notes + warnings:
y'all know I LOVEEEE a vamp x hunter trope and this one is so good. I will admit that I had my doubts about how to make this setup work within the confines of canon, but it DOES. there are still two chapters left to go and I am eagerly awaiting the next one. I don't want to give away much plot wise but the writing is fantastic and I can't wait to see what happens next!!!!!
β€οΈ PARENTAL ADVISORY by cutshot, lovecommahannah
β€· rating + length: e, 17k
β€· summary:
βI want one,β he blurts before he can stop himself.
Ilya blinks. βA baby?β
Shaneβs face burns. He can feel it creeping up his neck, warming his cheeks, hot and humiliating. He has been scrambling for a way out, not realising he was only digging himself even deeper. There is no way he can laugh this off anymore, he knows. Not a single chance of escape, but because his body betrays himβhis hand drifts down, fingertips brushing over his stomach as if the mere thought alone could make sense if Ilya could see where he would go.
βYeah,β he whispers. βIn here.β
β€· notes + warnings:
this is in my top three hollanov breeding kink fics. btw. incredible.
β€οΈ LAVENDER by iffervescent
β€· rating + length: e, 8k
β€· summary:
Shane goes for a massage.
β€· notes + warnings:
SEE A/N REGARDING DUBCON TAG! author says interpretation of it can vary by individual comfort level and I strongly agree. personally I do consider it dubcon - that said - I loved it, everything is tagged accordingly, and we all know they love a little dubcon anyway. as a treat. I think I'm kind of late to the game with this one, but I really enjoyed it! (also for all of my 'just the tip' enjoyers -- this one is for you!)
π SURVEILLANCE by ac91
β€· rating + length: g, 5k
β€· summary:
Yuna has everybodyβs security cameras on a family plan. She never really checks them; theyβre just there for insurance.
Until she sees Ilya Rozanov at Shaneβs front door.
β€· notes + warnings:
this is a BRILLIANT premise, I can't believe I hadn't thought of it or come across anything similar before. also as someone who can click into just about any characterization of the hollander's if it's well written enough, I liked that this one didn't frame her as doing what she does solely because of love and care and parental duty. some of it is just. a clear invasion of privacy and crossed boundaries jdhgfksjhdgf and I'm a sucker for that nuance with every character, but especially digging into shane and his parents specifically.
𧑠COMPROMISING ON PERFECTION by anarchyat4am
β€· rating + length: m, 5k
β€· summary:
In the summer of 2016, Shane starts to heal his relationships with himself, his body, and his desires. That October, Ilya gets to be grateful for the results, in more ways than one.
β€· notes + warnings:
cw: eating disorders. I came across this fic when I was researching for one I was writing about celiac!shane, and I am SO glad I did. it's got both the autistic Shane tag and the eating disorder recovery tag, and as someone who has experience in both categories irl sjhdfskjhgf nothing jumped out at me as disingenuous or thrown in for the plot or gratuitous body worship. despite typically being a staunch believer that shane simply ignores his issues until he can't anymore, this one really sold me on his recovery. also bonus it doubles as a tuna melt gate fix it which is always awesome!
β€οΈ SWEET FOR YOU by ladybundle
β€· rating + length: e, 9k
β€· summary:
Ilya is going to fuck Shane Hollander.
Hollander wants to hook up again. Ilya can tell. He can always tell. Shane Hollander wants his dick.
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It starts casual.
It doesnβt stay that way for long.
β€· notes + warnings:
mommy kink. pathetic levels of yearning. (attempted) lactation kink. need I say more? probably, but I'm easy and sold and this was fucking incredible #myfreaks -- there is a teeny bit of infidelity between shane/rose but it's not much.
β€οΈ AND OTHER OXYMORONS by anyabarnes
β€· rating + length: e, 13k
β€· summary:
He doesnβt try it on. Not yet, anyways. Ilya opens the drawer and stares at the dress once a dayβsometimes twice, sometimes three timesβpetting along the soft fabric and wondering how it would slip down his body. Would it contour to his chest, all fat and muscle? Would it fall just mid-thigh, or would the length of his torso force the hem upwards? Would he put it on and look in the mirror and recognize himself? Would he take it off the same man? Would heβ
Femininity, Ilya learns, does not have to come at the expense of his dominance.
β€· notes + warnings:
ILYA GENDER PLAY WE CHEEREDDDDDD this scratched an itch I wasn't even aware that I had. loved ilya's inner monologue and loved the dynamic between him and shane here. loved it!
A rookie's bad hit sends Ilya into the boards during the Boston-Montreal game. Shane's three weeks of broken Russian are barely enough to calm him down, but it's something.
But when the scans reveal something much worse, Shane and Ilya have to figure out how to be there for each other in ways totally unforeseen.
β€· notes + warnings:
ilya has brain cancer in this BUT !!!! remember I only rec HAPPY ENDINGS! sometimes you just need a good, tender fic of them taking care of each other with some angst + hurt/comfort, and this one really hit the spot for me. the work itself is finished and obviously orphaned, but it has been added to a series here if you'd like to subscribe just in case!
β€οΈ TOAST YOUR DILEMMA, BABY by embodied
β€· rating + length: e, 12k
β€· summary:
Five times Shane doesnβt know what to do with his newly acquired pussy, and one time he comes pretty close to figuring it all out.
Alternatively, Shaneβs Magical Pussy Haunts the Narrative
β€· notes + warnings:
pretty much just what it says in the summary (except BETTER holy shit the concept of shane having to call ilya to tell him how to touch himself is. WOOF!!!!! reached out and slapped me through the page fr I love filth)
β€οΈ LEAVE YOUR LIFE OPEN by emotionsandphenomena
β€· rating + length: e, 31k
β€· summary:
It doesnβt take Ilya long; he was worked up already. And the knowledge that this is the bot that so often bested him on the ice, about whom a commentator once said βmatches Rozanov in everything and beats him with the cool head advantage,β makes everything hotter. His supplication for Ilya. Taking orders. Ilya always thought sex with a robot would feel like that in a cold, abject way. He likes push and pull with girls especially, he likes when they obviously want it. But the bot β Shane β does suck dick like he wants it; like he needs it, really.
β€· notes + warnings:
oof I was NOT expecting something so poignant when I clicked on this, but honestly I couldn't put it down. I read part one when it came out and then eagerly waited for part two, which was just as thick with nuance, thought provoking world building and characterization, and overall amazing writing. do be sure to check the tags, this includes some elements of what I would call murky dubcon, but within the context I think it makes sense for the story. it's got layers to bite into, so take some time to sit with it if you plan to read!!!
𧑠AT THE FOOT OF A PALINDROME by labeledbones
β€· rating + length: e, 7k
β€· summary:
He goes to the fridge to look for the bell peppers, and while heβs in there, he says, βIt was a good first kiss. As far as I could tell. I hadnβt really kissed anyone before.β He takes an orange bell pepper from the bag his mom brought over and brings it over to the counter. βNot anyone I really wanted to kiss anyway.β He cuts the top and bottom off the pepper and then works on cutting out the seeds. βIlyaβs a good kisser,β he adds. And he canβt believe heβs just said that out loud to his mom.
Shane and Ilya's dinner with Shane's parents at his house following the end of episode six.
β€· notes + warnings:
I've read all sorts of different takes on the yuna/shane relationship and I've never read one with quite the same tone as this one before. shane getting to finally talk about ilya out loud with someone for the first time is already a fave trope, and doing it with yuna was healing in a way that I didn't know would be so cathartic to read!!!! very sweet!
β€οΈ COMMORIENT by yourinsomnia
β€· rating + length: e, 25k
β€· summary:
There were no survivors from the Ottawa Centaursβ plane crash.
Ilya Rozanov should have been on that flight.
Except, according to the rest of the world, Ilya Rozanov never existed.
But Shane knows that isnβt true. He knows Ilya was real, and heβs spent the last decade denying himself the ability to love him.
And no amount of psychiatric intervention is going to dismantle that conviction.
β€· notes + warnings:
y'all know I LOVE some good timeline fuckery and this was just. MMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!! DELICIOUS. it's probably a level above the angst I usually read but I really loved it. it made the world and shane's feelings so tangible, shoved them in between my teeth and made me chew on them for a while. gorgeous writing that hits right in that pocket of leaving you unsatisfied so you're going crazy wanting more. (little bit of an ambiguous ending if that's not your thing, but truly such an awesome experience!)
β€οΈ PROFESSIONAL HEARTBREAKER by yourinsomnia
β€· rating + length: e, 15k
β€· summary:
Out of all Ilyaβs terrible vices, repeatedly hiring the same escort might be the stupidest one heβs ever picked up.
β€· notes + warnings:
there is a scene in the first chapter of this that I will never stop thinking about. it's always there. in the back of my mind. I'm not even going to say anything else so you can experience what I did the first time I read it. all you need to know is mob boss ilya x escort shane. go.
β€οΈ RELIEVING PRESSURE by hrtpjm (bonsvii)
β€· rating + length: e, 2k
β€· summary:
Shane Hollander hasn't been playing well -- he can't focus on or off the ice and his brain feels... fuzzy. Enter Ilya Rozanov, team doctor for the Montreal Voyageurs, who knows exactly what sort of treatment Shane needs.
β€· notes + warnings:
I will suspend my disbelief any time any day in every way for this kind of fic. in fact, this is probably exactly my niche of medical kink. has all the staples of it and also blends some of the trademark hollanov dynamics right into it. awesome! (ALSO. MORE PROSTATE ORGASMS PLEASE. JUSTICE FOR THE HOLLANOV PROSTATE-GASM).
β€οΈ PLAY DESTROY by kneeinjury
β€· rating + length: e, 11k
β€· summary:
Shane is silent for so long that Rozanov leans, slouching against the doorframe, and raises his eyebrows at him expectantly. βYes? You are selling bibles?β
βYou fucked my girlfriend.β It tears out of him.
βAh,β Rozanov drawls, as if the thought is just now occurring to him, βyes. I did.β
β€· notes + warnings:
cw: cheating (on OFC with each other). I know this one has already gotten its flowers but I just got around to it and am echoing the sentiment. loved the writing style and the premise makes for such a delicious dynamic between them.
β€οΈ ADJUSTMENTS by sheepknitssweater
β€· rating + length: e, 3k
β€· summary:
Shane had been sucking Rozanovβs mostly soft dick for between six and eight minutes. Since all the most important moments of Shaneβs life were timed, he had a good internal clock. He was pretty sure it had been eight minutes.
β€· notes + warnings:
perfect character study feat. injuries + erectile dysfunction, massages, and good old fashioned situationship era care disguised as a Sex Thing. I wanted to eat this off the page. brilliant.
β€οΈ THE BIRDS AND THE BEES by Slagathor99
β€· rating + length: e, 36k
β€· summary:
βIt wonβt stop,β Shane said to the floor. His hands slid down and grabbed at his crotch, rubbing frantically over his boxers. βI canβt make it stop.β
They were still in the fucking hallway, and yes, it was six in the morning, but it was not private. Anyone could walk in, from their own apartments or the elevator. And Shane wasnβt exactly being quiet, gasping and groaning as he massaged himself. Viagra didnβt do this. It didnβt make you lose all sense of space, of boundaries, ofβ¦ yourself.
This wasnβt normal. This wasnβt natural.
[The morning after Ilya watches Shane and Rose together at the club, he gets a call from Shane. Something is wrong, and Shane says Ilya is the only one who can fix it. Ilya knows it's a bad idea, but that's never stopped him before.]
β€· notes + warnings:
more sex pollen and this time there's SWITCH!HOLLANOV !!!!!! usually this trope is quick and dirty (which I am also NOT complaining about) but this one was especially fun to read because it's got 35k to dig into the mechanics of the 'sex pollen', the nature of their relationship around rose-era, and the role that sex plays in it when it becomes an imperative instead of an indulgence. loved it!
β€οΈ FEEL GOOD HIT OF THE SUMMER by prettyboy_parker
β€· rating + length: e, 11k
β€· summary:
βYes, Mr. Rozanov,β he decides. βI want to feel good.β
Slowly, Mr. Rozanov rests his hand on Shaneβs upper thigh.
βI will make you feel very, very good, Shane.β
Shane is a virgin. He complains to Mr. Rozanov about it.
β€· notes + warnings:
everybody needs a good best friend's dad / best friend's brother trope with a virginity kink every once in a while. it's good for the soul. this one was soooo good.
β€οΈ RITE OF MOVEMENT by anonymous
β€· rating + length: e, 8k
β€· summary:
Ilya's still reveling in the final aftershocks of pleasure, milking it, fucking his cum as deep into Shane as biology's restrictions allow him, when he notices itβthe helpless, tiny bucks of Shane's hips.
He watches them work, enthralled. Then lays his hands on them, feels the movement until it stutters to a halt, like Shane finally realises he's doing something he's not supposed to.
or, Ilya sees Shane hump the bed, gets ridiculously fixated on it and then gets fucked about it too
β€· notes + warnings:
DOM BOTTOM ILYAAAAAAAA MY BELOVED <3 there are literally too many parts of this I loved to mention here. it's scorching from start to finish - the dialogue, the dynamic, the premise. I could read a million words of this but I am more than grateful for this 8k of it. SO GOOD !!!!!!!
βοΈ author rec: FREAKSHAPED
β€· notes + warnings:
not one of these works is something I ever consciously thought 'I need this' prior to reading them, but once I read one I literally went through the whole catalogue. if you're a fellow freak4freak - in the monsterfucking-ish sort of way - here's ~19 fics that might hit the spot. I haven't seen many hr authors (yet!) writing in this arena, so it felt like a goldmine!!
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that's all for now! I want to make another rec soon with an assortment of hollanov x various other characters in the GC verse, so look out for that :)
Shane is in a loose sweatshirt and half covered by a blanket that appears to be fighting to keep them both adequately covered, his hair uncombed and lying messily over what David can see of his forehead. His typically rigid limbs are strung out over Rozanovβs body as if heβd fallen down there to sleep and simply hadnβt been bothered to move. Further down, his hand is in a loose fist at Rozanovβs hip, fingers twitching every so often in sleep.
Shane shifts against Rozanovβs shoulder, and David watches as Rozanov, still unconscious himself, stops mid-snore to hum something unintelligible, pulls him closer, and then rolls his head sideways until his mouth is buried in the mess of Shaneβs hair. His chest rises and falls with a slow, contented breath.Β
They both go still again, and David very suddenly, very viscerally understands that he was not meant to see this. In fact, that Shane had warned them not to interfere specifically to protect this.Β
The phone charger tucked into his palm feels like lead weight.
I just know, after raising Shane all these years, Yuna is very in tune with the likes and dislikes of her family and always likes to pick things up when sheβs out.
A blanket on sale that she knows is a texture Shane will like, sesame mochi β the only dessert Shane will eat β Davidβs favourite brand of chocolate covered almonds (Meiji, obviously).
And when Ilya joins their family it takes a while, but Yuna notices that he always reaches for the dried mangoes when thereβs a bag open, and he eats the Miss Vickies sweet and spicy ketchup chips by the handful.
So it makes sense to her that she would pick these things up when she sees them at the store and make sure her pantry is stocked for all her boys.
Ilya only finds out when theyβre over at his parents on a movie night, and Shane, rummaging around the pantry for snacks groans βat this point, you have more of Ilyaβs stuff than you do mine,β
βMy stuff?β He asks, completely befuddled.
βYeah, like the ketchup chips and the dried mangoes. Your snacks take up the whole pantry.β
βMy snacks,β Ilya says again flatly, still not understanding. βBut you all eat these.β
βI mean sure,β Shane agrees, βbut my mom buys them for you. Because you like them.β
βThis is true?β Ilya turns to Yuna with wide eyes.
And Yuna smiles softly at him, maybe a little sheepishly at being called out so blatantly, and shrugs.
βI mean, yes, honey. I thought you liked those snacks?β
And Ilya gets all teary and reassures her that he loves these snacks. Heβs obsessed with these snacks. They are his favourite snacks.
And he starts noticing how anytime he shows interest in something, it will start showing up regularly at the Hollander householdβsnacks, candy, that specific Japanese soda Ilya likes with the marble.
It becomes a running joke between them that Yuna pays more attention to what Ilya likes than what Shane does (not true but the joke makes them both pleased and sappy).
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Ilya is so lucky that Shane proposed. Ilya would have been a nervous fucking wreck for the entire day beforehand. Wake up in the morning. Look in the mirror. Today's the day. Sob. Breathe. Okay I'm good! Turn around and Shane's hair is all in his face, still asleep on Ilya's pillow. I am NOT good. Cold shower. Breakfast that Ilya does not eat. Morning jog wherein Ilya runs like someone is chasing him. Lunch that Ilya does not eat. Drive out to the cottage. Make Shane pull over because Ilya needs to dry heave on the side of the road. "Baby we don't have to drive out today if you're not feeling well." "NO WE HAVE TO." Get to the cottage. Immediately send Shane on some kind of extended fool's errand. Shane wants to stay because Ilya is SHAKING and he is so worried. "No my love I'm fine it's just the breeze off the lake haha." It's thirty fuckig degrees Celsius. Shane finally gtfo's. Yuna, David, Rose FUCKING Landry all descend to help Ilya set up. Well. Ilya is supposed to be helping but he is standing on the deck fully dissociating. Yuna brings him tea. "Are you going to throw up the tea?" "Yes probably." Yuna takes away the tea. 800 electronic tea lights on the deck. In a parallel Ilya has no way of understanding, he both puts on and takes off a suit. Yuna fixes his curls into the hockey boy quasi-mullet that magnetizes Shane's fingers to Ilya's hair and says, "Oh, you're so handsome!" Ilya cries big fat tears. David tells a story about how his proposal to Yuna almost didn't happen because David went to the hospital for heart palpitations that morning. Thank You David That Does Not Help Even Remotely. Ilya slav squats on the lawn for twenty minutes. Shane's car pulls up in the driveway and everyone hides while Ilya vibrates in the entryway. Shane has no less than thirty grocery bags hanging from his arms, still complaining about why the grocery service cancelled their delivery last minute. Ilya leads Shane and all thirty of his grocery bags onto the deck. Shane is doing his favorite thing (bitching) and his second favorite thing (Follow Ilya) so he doesn't notice his own mother tiptoing behind him collecting the grocery bags he drops like breadcrumbs. There is an Oscar-winning actress hiding under his sofa and Shane does not notice because Ilya takes him on the deck and drops to his knees and Shane is like, "Haha, right now?" and then he sees that Ilya has a look on his face like he's just been told the sun is never coming up again and he has his hands on Shane's knees and he is saying, "Shane. Please?" and Shane puts his hands on his head and says "Oh my God baby what's happening to you" as Ilya melts and melts and then from the depths of the cottage someone who sounds a lot like Shane's very own father is whispering "The ring the ring" and when he looks back down Ilya is fumbling a ring box out of his pocket. The first picture of their proposal is Shane glaring into the middle distance with a hand cradling Ilya's curls like a baby while Ilya ugly sobs into his knee.
with how deeply physical their bond is, i don't think that hollanov ever bothered to develop a safeword. i do think, though, that they developed-- by accident!-- a physical system to tell each other how they are feeling. and it definitely bleeds into their life outside the bedroom, and it's definitely subconscious at this point, and it definitely makes it into the locker room and onto the ice by the time they're both in ottawa.
which means maybe the centaurs have picked up on the fact that hey, sometimes when shane wants ilya to stop doing something, he taps his arm twice. or if ilya wants shane to move one way, he taps him three times. or if he just wants his attention, its a squeeze. which is all relatively normal, and they probably think its cute that they have an unspoken language for communicating with one another.
and then maybe-- by accident!-- it starts taking root as a thing, and then mindlessly troy or wyatt or bood accidentally double pats shane's arm to get him to stop talking to ilya for a moment, and shane thinks for a moment, that was a weird coincidence, and moves on. but then it happens again, and then maybe luca squeezes his arm to get his attention and then bood taps him three times to get him to move aside so he can walk past and shane feels himself flush to the ears and catches ilya's eyes across the room and ilya definitely noticed that too. so now what? they can't full well ask them to stop without saying, hey, so this was a sex thing. but it'd be weird to let it continue... right?
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When Shane joins the centaurs, Ilya arranges it that he gets the locker next to his. He's not passing up the chance to flirt with his half-dressed husband before and after games. Being captain comes with perks.
"You're lucky to get this locker," he tells Shane before their first practice. "Everyone in this room is always fighting to get it."
"Why, because it's the one next to yours?" says Shane, tugging a curl at the back of Ilya's head just hard enough to pull his head back playfully.
"Well, yes," laughs Ilya. "But this is also the magic locker."
Shane has that look on his face that Ilya knows means he's not sure if he wants to laugh or roll his eyes.
"The magic locker?" he says with a skeptical eyebrow and a fond smile. "I'm scared to ask what that means."
"You'll see. Is very mysterious. Science cannot explain it. You will soon see its power for yourself."
And Shane's laughing now.
"How about you get dressed so that you're not late for practice, Cap? The only power I want to see right now is your ass on the ice."
And Ilya has this stupid grin the whole way through practice that only gets wider when Shane gets back to his locker to find his favourite post-practice protein bar and an ice-cold can of ginger ale. There's a small post-it stuck to the protein bar that says "Welcome to the team, Hollander. Love, the magic locker elves. xx" It's unmistakably Ilya's handwriting.
"See?" says Ilya, delighted at how much Shane is smiling. "Mysterious."
"Super mysterious," he says, pressing a small kiss to Ilya's cheek. "Tell the elves I say thank you."
And every practice or game after that, there's always something small waiting in the locker for Shane. Because his locker is magic.
The Hargrove-Maylfield move to Hawkins. Neil deliberately put Max in the Camaro to reduce the chances and temptations for Billy to turn back.
And so they followed his pickup truck across state lines. As they drove out of California, Billy glanced at his rearview mirror several times, frowning involuntarily. A risky idea occurred to him...
An AC/DC song was playing on the radio, and he began unconsciously tapping his finger to the beat.
The desire that had spontaneously arisen gradually took over his thoughts. As they drove further and further away, he kept his gaze focused straight on the road, his eyes wandering over the car in front of him. He gripped the steering wheel tighter and gritted his teeth.
Max sat in the front seat, arms stubbornly crossed, her head turning now to the right, at the passing landscapes, now forward, at the road. Noticing a change, she cast an irritated glance at him.
Billy's posture was wary, even somewhat uneasy, he fidgeted slightly in his seat. She studied his profile for a couple more minutes, but didn't dare ask what was wrong.
They pulled onto the highway and merged with the traffic. Later, a van with a trailer pulled up in the adjacent lane and pulled alongside Neil's car. Billy followed it and suddenly spotted a right turn in the distance, likely leading to the next town. Finally, a plan had formed.
Max turned back to him. Seeing him stare intently at the road, then at the cars behind him, doubt began to creep into her. They weren't far from the turnoff.
"Billy?" she asked, confused, as he slowed down slightly.
"Hold on tight," his voice sounded choked.
The only warning came when they suddenly made a sharp right turn, just as the van was about to change lanes. Panicked, she gripped the dashboard with one hand and the door handle with the other, looking around. The road sign flashed: Arizona 12km.
and what happens next you will find out in the next episode (or not) hehe
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with how much shane enjoys getting pinned down, i'm laughing about the idea of ilya who knows academically that he and shane are equally matched but who never really transfers that thought to the bedroom because he and shane playfight/wrestle as foreplay but shane enjoys "losing" these particular struggles and thus doesn't really ever use his full strength beyond the opening few seconds
which means the first time shane is riding him and is close to finishing and thus shoves him the FUCK back down when ilya is about to sit up and turn them hits ilya like a fucking FREIGHT TRAIN
man is getting held down with a hand to his chest with a force shane hasn't actually used in bed before and he is about to pass! out! from the force of the horny crashing over him
Billy and Steve showing up to another group get together covered in bruises.
The kids: Are you guys seriously fighting again? Come on we thought you were over that! Blah blah blah scolding ensues
Nancy: Face goes red as she notices theyβre only bruised on their necks and some happen to slip below the collar of their shirts. Even gets flashed a bite mark on Billyβs chest because he doesnβt know how buttons work.
