moonfleet

a chainsaw is a lot like a hot glue gun

when you have one in your hands you start to get Ideas about your surroundings

an angel called tinnitus is speaking to me

if tumblr dies, you can find me hiding in a hollow tree

the first time i heard an adult say we all have to do things we dont want to do in life i knew i was doomed

if you pitched goncharov vs the dangerous crow boy (who destroys plastic) alongside one another to an outside person and asked them to choose which one was a tumblr fever dream and which one was a real thing published in the real world. i do not think they would choose correctly

They need to stop packaging pop tarts and their generics by twos. Two pop tarts is too many. I'm 25 years old. I'm practically geriatric. Two pop tarts is too many. Two pop tarts will kill me.

im such a girl that lays down