but i don't think i can stand to be where you don't see me

im back! rip to the parental controls <3 turned out i didnt need to do that. if i disappear you'll know why though 😌👌

i lied parental controls got me again. but no one aint making me stop visiting the hellsite that is tumblr.com so ill try to visit whenever love to all my mutuals

some of you guys have GOT to remember about fun

like it’s ok… just be a little silly… be annoying… be embarrassing… you are alive

if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue

how could he NOT fall in love with me though like i am literally there making him giggle, daily. a grown man covered in gold and he is just laughing at my stupid little jokes. i have that bastard wrapped around my finger. He knows it

Well, OP, I’m officially invested in this shit. Your whiny ass is doing self care if I have to drive to your goddamn house and do it for you.

By Talos this can't be happening

how about you co quette a job

Thanks for the rock, asshole!

found the streamer one, i need the infirmary one really badly. he gets bought a sun lamp??? infirmary gets attacked???? help

my favorite love language is trying, actually

like when people try to learn your hobbies or try to play the same sports that you play in an effort to get closer to you, people who try to love you the way you love people, people who will go to places you want to visit just for your sake, people remembering, putting in an effort. just. trying

baby me, sorting m&ms by color and then into a gradient: now this is how you have fun!

Being attracted to him is not enough I need to steal his gender

girl help its mosquitos as fuck out here

Hey girl… the shinzo abe shit got me thinking how i didnt give us a second shot