There are no accidents around here

what doesn’t kill you makes your nervous system more sensitive for the rest of your life

Sorry man I didn't know

this is going around again and the tags are full of people talking about printing it out to put in their breakroom or cubicle or sending it to their coworkers, which fills me with great joy. vast diversity of professions represented also. zoos. labs. summer camps. restaurants. garden centers. libraries. schools. many reports from the brave warriors of assorted retail. a truth universally acknowledged: if there is a sign a customer will not read it <3 and they don't read emails either <3

No offense but these are absolute classic images

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

free the nipple has to make a resurgence for a number of reasons but bro look at our upcoming eternity of wet bulb temps youre smoking straight up cock if you think im keeping a shirt on when it hits 105° in new england

kitties will be like "in case you forgot: hello"

[Getting so angry it makes my brain disease worse] people sre supposed to be nice..

girl with ptsd voice: hey, so something really bad is gonna happen, right? you guys are picking up on that too, yeah? The other shoe is about to drop, I just know it.