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@fel-imperium
[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-
DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE
reblog to ruin a law student’s life
oh hello you’ve returned to us
Hi. I’m a trial attorney now and every last one of you is a motherfucker.
THE UPDATE WE WERE ALL HOPING FOR!
(apologies for the motherfuckery. also the ink, for those curious, is diamine oxblood)
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[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-
DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE
reblog to ruin a law student’s life
oh hello you’ve returned to us
i feel like youre faking being trans and are actually a cis girl
??? ive posted my penis?
I DID NOT PLAGIARIZE MY PENIS????
fuck america :)
yeah. yeah.
we're all feeling normal huh
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porn is bad because [christian talking point] and [alt-right study] and [misunderstood neurochemistry] and of course [feature of capitalism]
thank you SO MUCH for reminding me about [feature of patriarchy] and [problem caused by lack of kids' sex ed] random tumblr user in the notes! louder for those in the back!
The adult content warning on this post is really just the icing on the cake
People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.
it literally could use a little clouds if i had to be honest
this picture of a chip pan oil fire from the wikimedia cookbook is so strikingly sublime
Carry on my wayward son
I went to my local wine shop, purchased a mid range bottle of champagne, put it on the top shelf of the fridge to chill, and will open it when it happens. And every day I open the fridge and see that bottle I will remember it might happen today, or it might not. But it will definitely happen some day.
In my fridge, in the door, is a bottle of the same bubbly my sister in law bought my spouse and me for our wedding. It’s queer branded, wrapped in a rainbow, and it is For The Occasion. Sometimes I touch the bottle and hope really, really hard.
Every time I go through the wine shop at the local fancy grocery I eyeball the champagne. Hard.
I don’t have my Bottle For The Occasion yet, but I am inspired by your excellent examples, and will go ahead and procure one.
And I’d like to add, because I am always conscious that some people do not partake of the spirits, that if you are looking for a non-alcoholic alternative to champagne that still feels fancy, Martinelli’s sparkling juice is delicious and comes in very pretty bottles and looks good in a champagne flute.
and your thing doesn't have to be a drink of any kind at ALL you can have some nice thing you're waiting to crack open to celebrate when it happens, whatever totem you want. it's just nice to have a physical reminder around the house that death comes for us all you know?
i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably
it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this
every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly
World Heritage Post
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I'm supposed to be shocked by shipping discourse in the big 26? my girl calls me big sis when she cums
I genuinely hope this website survives forever
I cannot describe how much I laughed at this.
Sound is VERY important.
@kittybroker how much for this absolutely famished little bean ?
Feed this hungry little baby for the low low price of only $3.89!
Yknow,
I thought I had my finger on the pulse of internet stuff,
But today I have been informed in the media universe,
Hatsune Miku and Sonic are a couple????
They had a kid once
Now that can’t possibly be-
EXCUSE ME?
I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead
The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability
tumblr may have censored porn but check this out
i hope Elon musk KILLS himself and DIES a thousand DEATHS. and i hope every other billionaire a very merry DIE DIE DEATH KILL MURDER DEATH KILL
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You should clean the plate of everything your sis makes for you. And ask for seconds.
i can’t ask for seconds because that ruins the perfectly planned week of meals that i’ve written up!
