Feitan

edward: 

john:

HxH Phantom Troupe Kids Sticker Set // 13 stickers (2.5 x 5.5 cm)

first of all, shalnark is driving this damn clown car which seems to make sense because he’s pretty level headed and smart

but in the back, we have feitan, nobunaga, and machi

with nobunaga in the god damn middle with his legs scrunched up to his chest. he is clearly the tallest one in here. how did he end up in the middle seat? he is pissed this whole fuckin episode. he’s PISSED. and shrimpy little feitan is sitting next to him all fucking 5′1″ of him and you KNOW he’s manspreading rn look how pissed nobunaga is. i’m absolutely convinced they argued about who was going to sit in the middle and nobunaga said “feitan you’re smallest you sit in the middle” and feitan put up a fight so they had to flip a coin for it and look what fucking happened

“WHY ARE WE ALL STUFFED IN THIS TINY CAR” HE ASKS

look at nobu’s hair it’s CRUSHED against the ceiling, his knees are at fucking EYE LEVEL i can’t stop laughing at this. and shalnark’s seat is scooted like as far forward as it POSSIBLY CAN GO. feitan not only put his tiny ass in the window seat but he said “hey shal, move the seat up some, my legs are a little cramped back here” to put salt in nobu’s god damn wound

AND THEN NOBU GETS TRAPPED IN THE CAR WHEN FUKURO CAPTURES IT

i shit you not it’s hard to read but the caption here says “nobunaga had an unlucky position”

UNLUCKY MY ASS IM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD they forced him into this and then like after this feitan tortures fukuro and machi comes to check in and nobunaga is like stomping away and machi says smth like “hows the torture goin” and nobunaga stOMPS AWAY ALL PISSY as he squawks “IDK GO ASK FEITAN” oh my fucking god

- You..do know that I’m not a clown, right? ♠

- Sure

On of the best commercials I’ve seen in years, BRILLIANT. .. (hope it uploads right my tablet been actin odd lol)