sassy dumpshots are my aesthetic

down with found family. UP with FOUND DIVORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

getting many questions about FOUND DIVORCE. FOUND DIVORCE is when TWO PEOPLE who were NOT EVEN MARRIED are already DIVORCED. thank you.

if anyone needs me i’ll be bleeding out in a fun & erotic manner

girlie that's not a random headache u are dehydrated malnourished over caffeinated over stressed and sleep deprived

"what do I do if I have theories" will always be the fucking funniest reddit post

it's a weird emotion when somebody goes "doesn't this just shake you to your core and rewrite your dna and change who you are as a person" and your honest experience of it was that it was ok

"Fuck I'm going to get a bad grade in friendship media resonance"

As an adult I think me and all my friends should all have matching schedules and work like 20 hours a week and also everyone lives within 15 minutes of each other why is that so much to ask

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

Sephora has a lotion that attracts horny spiders out right now isnt life interesting

dolly parton if she was a streamer: jerma nine eight five what a way to make a living