how are all these scottish people so like……right all the time

Being attracted to men is an endless cycle of “Wow he’s good looking” and watching that man do the absolute most to show you he’s hideous on the inside.

Where do y'all live and only find bad men?

Planet Earth

“your skin is so soft” is rlly a compliment on the same tier as “you smell good” 

bye i hate the sexualization of underage japanese girls so much i hate it with every fiber of my being it gave so many people a shitty excuse to treat me badly in the past like anyone who likes ‘‘‘‘‘lo/licon’’’’ can go die

also this is 100% okay to reblog

to the people in the notes: the age of consent in japan is not actually 13 you nasty fucks did you like even read more than one sentence on wikipedia before spreading misinformation about an entire country jesus y'all are shit stains to the core

you. i like you.

also who gives a fuck about age of consent? lmao do y'all really need a law to know it’s wrong to fuck kids?

“Source: I’m a fucking lawyer“ is my favorite part

I know for a fact I’ve told this story on here before but I’ll never get over the time when I was working retail and I was cashing out some lady so I asked “cash, debit or credit how are you paying, ma’am?” And she said “that’s none of your business.” And demanded to speak to my manager about my invasive question

@ fetish blogs that follow me: i’ll sell pictures of my feet for $50

Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.

Ya MCM said ew when you told him you were on your period. He’s 27.

That shit is forever nasty lol

How

Bruh like what are you supposed to do with it? Play in it? Come on now

Ya MCM thinks periods are nasty because he can’t play in it. He was born in 1986.

periods arent nasty but woman arent supposed to have them its actually poor diet that causes them look it up just a fun fact 

Ya MCM thinks periods are a result of a poor diet. He’s over 18.

This nigga thinks periods are like optional. And was confident enough to try to tell a woman with a vagina that that was a fact. The internet is wild bruh.

W i l d. and he deadass.

Actually, he’s not wrong. For Black women, a period is called such because it should LITERALLY appear to be a drop of blood, hence a PERIOD. Heavy blood flow is caused from hemorrhaging in the system, which isn’t natural. That’s why it hurts, as I would imagine. It really does involve diet.

Ya MCM thinks black women menstruate in a different way than other women.

I am literally going to end my life. It’s called a period as in period of time. A period of time I wish your mothers had not missed

i am genuinely having an out of body experience

there’s nothing funnier than watching two cats stare at each other while one slowly raises their arm to strike for ABSOLUTEY NO REASON