imposter syndrome will have you like i hope no one figures out i draw pictures by sketching them first

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

Your just saying that because your a sick pervert who gets off to themes and ideas

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

bitches call my dick game weak bc my thrusts are uncoordinated and sloppy and i keep losing my erection thinking about the ramifications of the maze

i was playing b52s at work and this old guy i was ringing up goes "this band was out to friggin lunch"

Messing up my customer service hotline job and playing a gunshot sound effect over the phone then coming back with a slightly different accent