Some Nerd Shit

The problem with young knights of the realm is that they’re all focused on finding the Holy Grail and not the clitoris. You may see heaven but will you ever see the queen orgasm? Methinks not.

Are the knights…supposed to be sleeping with the queens?

Okay hold up what is this image where is it from

Sir Lancelot is forced to crawl across the sword bridge (literally a giant sword spanning a rushing river) on his hands and knees to rescue Guinevere, who has been kidnapped. The scene occurs in Lancelot, the Knight of the Cart AND the Vulgate Cycle.

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

reblog if you are an ad hating commie

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

press the teleport button to come over to my house and eat a bagel on the porch with me rightnow and you will earn 5 gems

whether or not men benefit from feminism has no bearing on whether feminism is worthwhile

put another way. i dont care about how men are impacted by feminism

already have people mad about this. okay here's another take. men should be feminists for no benefit.

just as white people should be anti-racism for no benefit, and cis people should be pro-trans for no benefit. the only "benefit" that should be required is the creation of a more just world, not because you, personally, actually do get something out of it.

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

I just want to love and be loved. why is lunch twelve dollars now

For anybody not caught up: Tennessee just passed a new map that pretty much makes it so black neighborhoods have no power in local votes. Two things about this. While protestors were chanting "No Jim Crow", white Tennessee lawmakers were caught laughing on video. On top of this, Representative Justin Pearson and his brother KeShaun Pearson were arrested for trying to give their takes on the matter (which is not only their legal right but literally his job). If you give a shit about black people, help fight this. We can't allow a return to Jim Crow.

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

do not go to Dr. Kenneth Wolf for top surgery