pro tip, u do not have any banter about chip cards that your cashier hasn’t already heard just do not say anything about the chip to your poor cashier, if u even think about saying “it’s different everywhere you go!” theyll hope u die

don’t ever banter with a cashier. they want you to die as soon as you walk in

being on register is like playing a game where youve heard all the possible dialogue already and youre just smashing buttons so the dialogue goes away faster

its like, im happy to talk shit about bethesda and todd "it just works" howard but where else do you get this kind of experience

No??? Are you guys okay??

My bongwater has developed it's own ecosystem

Legally I cannot change the water now it's federally protected habitat

same thing happened 2 me i just transferred the water to an empty gatorade bottle and i just drop some cracker crumbs in there every once and a while and the bacteria love it. i have heard it refer to me by name before

whippets are some of the most underrated dogs out there. they never bark theyre good with kids and once i saw one jump a 6.5 ft wooden fence

one time i came home to one of my dogs standing all 4 legs on the kitchen counter, eating food we left out

Fucking hard or hardly fucking am I right brother