they cant play with you baby

i was speaking with a guy i work with and when leaving i said okay see you monday and he went oh no i wont be in monday. im going bald. and i said ?you're what? and he just repeated im going bald monday. wont be in

update: he didn’t show up on Monday and on Tuesday he was bald

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

That and the monkey barrrsssss

getting road head on a zamboni

I love vague labels that make people go "but that's confusing" or "but that could mean anything" Good. Keep guessing lol

"Queer doesn't actually tell me anything" who says I wanted to tell you anything. Who even are you.

Sometimes I go "meow meow meow." Not today though because I'm full of darkness.

jesper wallstedt I would kill nathan mackinnon for you

When one of the couthed up mutuals reblogs something uncouth. Didn’t know you had that in you…