Triangle

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

As much as I love Arthur being a little freak that's into murder and psycho-sexual mind games, I think Arkayne being 1000% one sided is infinitely funnier. This eldritch god that litterally traveled all dimensions on a murder spree to make sure he was the only Kayne in the multiverse, can change reality at will and he's just like. Sitting in bed kicking his feet writing in his diary about a man that only thinks of him as a vauge nuisance. Spending all his time orchestrating Situations to continue their ~complicated love affair~ and Arthur just thinks he's kinda gross and weird no matter what

Do you think that John will fear when he inevitably fucks up and Arthur throws him in time out after they fight that Arthur will never bring him back? Do you think that in the darkest, most quiet corner of their mind he will fear and he will ache and he will regret that the last thing he said to Arthur was that he hates him? Do you think he'll cry?