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apparently noah wyle said he has the knowledge of an MS3. then in the same quote, said he knows nothing about pharmacology. okay, so you DONT have the knowledge of an MS3 😭

i wish it were acceptable to say that you didn’t learn anything new in assignments. instead i have to lie and say i didn’t know planned parenthood offered abortions.

if you take special occasions, specifically loved ones’ birthdays, to try out new recipes for the first time, i need you to take a step back!!! unless you’re prepared to make your friend a new cake if something goes sideways, i don’t wanna hear nothing about no avocado oil or, ‘i’m trying something a little different this year’. NO!

you say you’re not sure you want a specific food because it doesn’t sound very good and suddenly everyone looks at you like you’ve just said you don’t know what’s so bad about child murder

why do i never hear about people talking about the ethics of infants in acting? obviously, the exploitation and inability to consent, but there’s also the fact that they don’t know that they’re acting. if there’s a scene with a fight, and the baby starts crying in the background, that’s because they’re genuinely distressed by what’s happening, either because the cast used a trick to get them to cry for the scene (i.e. taking a toy away), or what’s happening in front of them. anyway, point is, they don’t know that what’s happening isn’t real. they just think they’re genuinely growing up in a hostile environment, and their development is going to be effected accordingly.

just saw a car with a sticker that said “the last time i met someone who was my type, i was donating blood” and i thought the aroace folks should know

i am begging you, yes you, please stop teaching children that injuries are cool. if your kid gets a cut, please do not tell them that they’ll have a cool scar. if they break an arm or a leg, do not call their cast cool!! obviously, don’t say it’s fugly and awful either, because that’s an insecurity waiting to happen. but i think maintaining that injuries are not good is overall healthier than the other option, and we do NOT need more kids fantasizing about their own demise and pain we DONT

it is pancake week and i can see my breath and i have cinnamon flavored gum which is my favorite flavor and the sun is in my fucking eyes

if anyone could locate a pan for me that would be great thanks

“Volume should be turned down! based on your headphone usage over the last—“ bro you have no fucking idea how loud this train and the people inside of it are leave my paramore alone

i feel so bad when i don’t share my food with my dog because this is literally why her species domesticated themselves. and i’m just denying her. if someone did that to my friend i’d be like god what a bitch

whoever was in charge of planning events at my school this year needs to be held accountable for making one of the biggest nights of the year happen on a friday, when everything is due, AT THE END OF THE SEMESTER.

i want to intubate someone so bad

i miss ONE class to console a child and suddenly my 101% dropped to a 75%. what did they do in that class, you ask? they fucking played heads up.

i love when im on the bus and as soon as it hits the leave time listed, we’re already peeling out of there. they were ready and closing the doors. yes. stay on schedule, my love.