I know in the commentary Bob and David made fun of Paul F Tompkins mercilessly for writing the horny slut hotline sketch because really it’s not actually very good but what Bob and David didn’t realize is that PFT was doing a service for Bobheads who wanna talk to horny slut Bob Odenkirk 30 years in the future. God bless 🙏

Let’s all thank Paul F Tompkins for being such a wonderful friend 🤗🤗

having feelings that contradict your morals is soooo fucking annnoooooyyyiiingggggg. can the emotions and logic department get on the same page im tired of having to like strangle myself into being a tolerable person

All the roads they have to walk are literally winding. Don't even get me started on the lights

ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.

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Can I eat yummy candy on SSRI?

those are literally my dipping mustards but go off

I love the word "beeline." youre in such a hurry youre doing bug movement

you have a disgusting storytelling addiction

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