I must be loyle to my mutual

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

my goal for my life is to be brave and true

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

You have to separate the art from the Garfunkel

it really pisses me off when adults sit there and drill it into kids’ heads that their youth is fleeting and tell them things like “enjoy your childhood while it lasts because this is the best it’s gonna get”. why are you telling children that adulthood is the worst thing they can experience? seriously what the fuck is wrong with you, why are you trying to make them feel like growing up is a fate worse than death? trying to convince them their life is over before it even begins? i’m tired of that shit. because tell my why my 12 year old cousin told me when she turns 30 she’ll be so depressed she’s just gonna cry all the time. what the fuck. kids don’t need to hear that their already stressful and overwhelming lives are never going to get better, that the abuse and lack of autonomy they face is apparently the highlight of their lives. they need to hear about adults who are happy to be alive and happy to have made it to their age. they need to know that growing up rules, it’s a gift and life does not have to suck for them, that they have a future that’s worth sticking around for. this rhetoric is so damaging mentally and i’m about to start hitting the adults who parrot it. i’m sorry you hate your life but you don’t get to dump your issues on these kids. don’t piss me off and leave these babies alone!

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

I know in the commentary Bob and David made fun of Paul F Tompkins mercilessly for writing the horny slut hotline sketch because really it’s not actually very good but what Bob and David didn’t realize is that PFT was doing a service for Bobheads who wanna talk to horny slut Bob Odenkirk 30 years in the future. God bless 🙏

Let’s all thank Paul F Tompkins for being such a wonderful friend 🤗🤗