manager apologizde for a customer’s wait & he amiably said “long as i don’t see the Grim Reaper walkin’ around”

will you intrinsically understand my vision or are you like the rest of them

there should be an emoji that’s a person with their hands behind their back silently observing a situation

Masturbate the dog

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

And then when the ant convention is in town they’ll be like dude… we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didn’t know u loved ants

And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions