Not A Fuck Is Given

i cannot hate myself into a version of me i will love.

i cannot punish myself in any way that will unmake the past.

I really like the mundanity of day-to-day Pokemon life, because while you can be a world-famous Pokemon trainer you can also be Steve From Accounting who works a normal desk job and just so happens to own a giant lizard with axes for teeth

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

pick a fave its really important

youre not nothingburger in fact you are everything bagel

I'll be honest with you -- I think people who ride extremely loud motorcycles late at night past residential areas should be very very glad that no one has yet figured out how to kill people with their minds.

Everything about this is a masterpiece: the girl that says “wow” and the girl that says “hi” shyly and bill awkwardly lifting his hand to say hi to them I’m cracking THE FUCK UP

The way they all immediately straightened up their postures like the fuckin pope walked in 😂 the sheer power this cool science man has over the american people is palpable

some octopus had 900 hours in Pokemon Alpha Sapphire and you just fuckin stole his 3DS