Barry Allen is Bisexual

Thank you! I’m glad you like the blog. I will admit that the crossovers all feel like fever dreams to me but I assume you’re talking about them going out for DRINKS and Barry being like HUGS.

Ah I miss those days. :’)

But yes. Just imagine. Smol bean Barry Allen is bi. He’s known he was bi for a while. Since high school maybe. And as many of us do, he develops an ill-advised celebrity crush on billionaire playboy/perpetuate fuck-up Oliver Queen from afar. Iris gets it; the guy is hot and he has this tragically misunderstood air about him. Joe does not get it; why do his children love bad boys so damn much?!

But then Oliver Queen goes missing and is presumed dead when Barry’s in college. Barry cries when he hears the news, like many people do when celebrities who mean something to them pass away. Then, when Oliver pops up again five years later? Barry reads every scrap of information he can find on him. Because god help him, he’s twenty-five years old and he’s an adult and he has a job...but he also still has a big, ridiculous crush on Oliver fucking Queen.

In fact, he didn’t think anything could displace his crush on Oliver Queen...until reports of the Arrow started showing up in his daily newsfeed. The grace. The stealth. The skill. The satisfying yet disturbing ruthlessness in meting out justice against the wealthy and corrupt.

So imagine his surprise, dismay, embarrassment, and giddy disbelief when he actually meets Oliver Queen who turns out to be the Arrow and is somehow even hotter in person and is also a really good person on top of everything else and so very intriguing and poor Barry is just...head over heels. He’s a goner. He’s never getting over this crush, this hopeless, ill-advised, doomed crush on his very heterosexual male friend---

What’s that you say, Felicity? Oliver is bisexual?

Iris hangs up on them. xD

What's the first ridiculous domestic thing they fight about?

Does Barry have a tendency to leave socks everywhere?

Does Oliver put the toilet paper roll the wrong way?

Do their aesthetics for apartment decorating clash?

Or the holdings-hands type.

Or the hands-off-but-orbiting-each-other's-space-with-occasional-eye-contact type?

Like if they were grocery shopping for example. While picking out cereal and arguing with Oliver about quinoa (Oliver hates quinoa on principle, I just decided).

How would Barry be broadcasting to the world I'M OLIVER QUEEN'S BOYFRIEND!!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?! BELIEVE IT. I'M HIS BOYFRIEND.

That means someday Arrowverse Barry Allen could potentially meet DCEU Aquaman and DCEU Superman.

And poor, bi mess Barry would just be like