I walk like this

My FAVE performance from tour

Yawning is like the body’s “20% battery remaining” warning.

That says salsa….

chaotic neutral

THATS CHAOTIC EVIL

“Women” is an inclusive enough umbrella term when talking about women’s issues. Saying “women and people who identify as women” is just unnecessary word jumble and you’re basically just saying “women and people that think they are women” and you should stop. The term “woman” is completely inclusive of trans women.

It’s 2:30 AM and I’m in the men’s bathroom and someone was in another stall and I starting blaring the Thomas The Tank Engine theme and I literally heard them stop peeing out of fear

how do you know it was fear and not arousal?

I like to think we live in a nice world and not the one you just created

ice water is so fucking good

not only is it refreshing but once you’re finished you can either chew on the ice or let it melt and then you have more water… choose your own adventure

Do this and Tony the Tiger will come to your house and kill you

I don’t know why I thought Tony the tiger was the Gatorade mascot

Damn thats Powerade

whenever somebody responds with “I beg your pardon?” assert your dominance by announcing “Then Beg.”