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hi. I do declare you can send me stupid asks whenever you want

#*laugh track*#<--- that's for my own personal posts written and directed by meeeeee

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fuckedelf

I never fucked santa I never fucked frosty

charl0ttan

50s angel: you have to buy lots and lots of uranium glass for your home. do it now darling💖

60s angel: if smoking on planes was bad they would have banned it long ago. and make sure to bring your clackers along for the ride!

70s angel: nobody has ever died from two drugs

80s angel: its as important to me as it is to you that your kids get to make the most of their summertime. why dont you get them some lawn darts right away and ill turn on the leaded asbestos, hm?

90s angel: you should go for a drive in your van in new england

sanitymakesposts

All my haters become lactaters when they suckle at the teat of success

#Shawn Spencer

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fangshazzard

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

minotauri

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

ichorknight

driving my chevy to the levee today

ichorknight

what the fuck

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terracotta7

As if Joanne couldn't get any shittier, she misgendered and insulted a woman who called for support, all because the woman had PCOS/PMOS and "didn't sound feminine enough."

Fuck her.

Your shitty children's series isn't more important than people's lives.

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DISCUSS

#they would go like “FUCK no pick someone else”#wait. That's too self deprecating and not funny. umm they'd feed me a Ritz cracker

what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom

hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you

theswisscheeserag

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

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sundae-meringue

I'm gratitudemaxxing rn. I love my comfy bed and chocolate chip cookies and my weird gay friends and blorbo from my shows. I love libraries and parks and movie theaters and restaurants and festivals. I love bubble tea and hip hop and honeysuckle. I love everyone who's reading this.

nohoperadio

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

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