party like it's 2009

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

i have decided that you have feelings for me #empath

this needs to be a show

an just like that it was funded, this is why i love this site

guy in the frozen food aisle walking around with his hands behind his back like he's at a museum

i could jumpstart a car with my breasts

New bruno mars song called I'll kill you

nobody knows where i came from i just showed up one day and started doing my thing and god was like who the hell is that i didn't invite them

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

top economists are saying today that so long as the coyote doesn't look down he will never fall

we must try to find some small joy in this life because it is actually all we have