party like it's 2009

Absolute Puppy

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

maybe it’s not even cargo pants. maybe it’s coveralls rolled to + tied around the waist. maybe she even has fuckoff boots

girl who is normal voice: calling off off work is so humiliating. why wasn't i stronger

i just got summoned for yuri duty

Look I think it is commendable to write a book. That takes work no matter what. But man are there some bad ones out there.

Stop, drop, and roll also works when you are wet. It sort of spreads the water over the floor

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"