sometimes a cat sometimes a witch

I love handing out amulets to all the junior evil mages and watching them act all corrupted. Staggering around going "ooough I can feel it changing me... what is this dark power?" Idk it's from temu so probably heavy metal poisoning man

gen z is trying to cancel the mysterious and horrible obelisk im building at the edge of town

music is stupid

music is for bad idiots 🫂

So everyone should die?

Obviously

you seem avoidant for a girl who’s so hungry to experience the full breadth of human connection

i want to do things because i like to do them

i want to have fun

you can't come to my birthday party? aw dang, (remembers it's bad to guilt trip people) this doesn't matter to me at all (remembers to demonstrate that i am affected by you to affirm your positive presence in my life) but while you're away i will die (remembers not to guilt trip again) unpreventably. unrelated to you. don't worry about it. (remembers to express care through actions and not just words) you're in the will.

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck