This is indeed a tumblr

favorite genre of images. cat you just know had a pasta

"Well you see Kaiba, my wife is a big fan of yours, she follows all the competitive card games and she loves how you've innovated the format. Now me, I can't tell go-fish from poker but I've watched a few of your matches with the missus and even I have to say your technique can't be beat. Oh why am I here? Well gee, this is probably dull to a big star like yourself but an elderly man was put in the hospital recently. I'm usually in homicide but the circumstances surrounding his injury were strange enough to warrant my help so here I am. Strangest thing, see he owns this little game shop downtown, not much to look at but everybody in the neighborhood says it's the best spot in town, despite his age he seemed to be in the best of health, good thing too seeing how he takes care of his grandkid. But up outta nowhere he suffers a heart attack, except the doctors says it's not quite a heart attack but something really rattled him bad enough to do the same kinda damage. He wasn't able to say much aside from mumbling something about a...now what did he call it? Blooey, Blue hydra? What was that? Right! Blue-eyed dragon! I got this notepad to write these kinds of things down but I could hardly understand him. I'm sure you know all those high level cards, that's one of those cards you play with right? I think I remember you playing three of them and winning a big championship when you combined them up to make a big one! We did find one torn up in half at his shop, if I had something that valuable and somebody ripped in half, well I guess I'd be in a pretty bad way too. Who do you suppose woulda done that?" *music sting*

just trying to help with the dishes.. all good here (via)

Imagine being buried alive and then seeing this little guy with a backpack suddenly arrive

So you’re trapped under rubble, and then a rat shows up. Flicks a switch on its little tumtum. And starts talking to you.

until you said that it never occurred to me that the woman in STEM was the scientist and not the rat. i was just like “hell yeah, this rat is a powerful woman pioneering lifesaving technologies as a rescue ranger”

he is like a mcdonalds toy to me

new pee idea