unreliable narrator

I dont have any good ideas for posts right now

gay steve

pretty good, i’ll try it out!

gay steve

….they really had sex on that mountain with absolutely no lube

Me as a local trapper in 1903 seeing Teddy Roosevelt and John Muir return from a three day backpacking trip through Yosemite and then hearing Roosevelt granted it national park status immediately after

women love it when you replace every board of a ship with a new board, raising philosophical questions about whether it remains the same ship

Oh wow Christmas is next Tuesday? I think this is the least I’ve cared about it my whole life

What movie is this?!?!

He turned into a Real Nigga in the movie and murked his mama killer unlike Bambi bitch ass and the other sheep ain’t want nothing to do with him because he had smoke

To be fair Pokemon element logic is rooted in normal logic.

yeah, everyone knows a wrestlers biggest weakness is the local pigeons

go outside and try to suplex a bird

tell me how bug resists fighting

go outside and try to suplex a bug