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the thing about men's sports is that eventually they will start putting on displays of homosexuality so depraved you couldn't even find it in porn. and it's essential to their game

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sidney crosby: can you please carry on my legacy as captain canada. putting all my trust in you, kid.
macklin celebrini: will just made an aperol spritz. he put a cutie in it for the orange slices. he’s so smart.

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hutty smart hutty media trained hutty classy but also hutty "don't ever try to get me to say anything bad about mackie to the media because i will stare you down and lie to your fucking face" (he just teases mack and clowns him in person instead, as good friends do <3)
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the duality of montreal playoff hockey

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NATEMAC THANK YOU FOR THIS 69 JOKE
im sorry to bother you with this im just having a hard time searching myself and really wanna be in on the will insta crashout joke do you mind explaining what happened if you know? thank you!!
No worries! I am never bothered to discuss the anxious girlcat. This is the post that mentioned it.
As always with me I went on a rabbit hole but this game was So Important and also v fun to watch (might have been among the first I watched with any awareness of the Boys). 2/4/25 home game against Montreal— Mack's first game playing against Lane Hutson (friend and old BU teammate) in the NHL. The Sharks had lost 7 of their last 8 games but Will was on a 6 game point streak, finding his feet after months of some...I shall delicately call it 'pathfinding'. They really wanted to win this one. They drew a penalty and then pulled off this work of beauty (1:21-4:45). This was a great showing of Will's playmaking and also a reeeeeally fucking satisfying tic-toc-tac-tuc-toe goal.
That sequence inspired Mack to give us this gem in his postgame interview: "That was an amazing five-man goal, like, I just watched it, I don't think anyone stickhandled. Like it was Wally bump, to Smitty to Ekky to Toff, backdoor to me and then I had the whole net, so. I mean, if there were four assists that could be added to the goal, I think that would be the goal you'd do it for."
Just an insane statement to make, but he went on to give us the load-bearing "there's a reason he went 4th overall, 71 points last year, best in college hockey" rundown:
Somehow managing to sound bored and annoyed he has to even say it (don't they know) while glazing Will like a donut. Oh, Mackerin.
ANYWAY. The public spazz out. Truly wish I could link you some of the beautiful hilarious webweaves people posted about this but tumblr won't let me look back in my archive or find things based on date like it used to (rip).
This is how I think it went:
[x] this effectively alluding to the pens fight... yeah
the duality of man, and the mortifying ordeal of being a generationally talented nineteen year old boy
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everyone talks more about the hart, but being named as a finalist for the ted lindsay award is a huge fucking deal because it’s voted on by the other players themselves, instead of the media. that’s the kind of respect mack has garnered among his much older peers, after only two years in the league, at nineteen years old. he’s incredible, and anyone who plays with him or against him knows it
bar dude: o shit it’s macklin celebrini the most famous 19yo to ever 19yo
mack: i see that i have been clocked. do you want me to leave? we’re leaving now. i am going to get a good grade in getting kicked out of this sports bar, a thing that is both normal to want and possible to achieve, in fact, i will just go ahead and kick myself out now and spare you the trouble
bar dude: also can i get an embarrassing pic to blast you on main with? great thanks you’re a babe