hooty hoo

women who perform sexual acts on underage boys deserve to be thrown under the prison never to see the light of day again right next to the men who perform sexual acts on underage girls

and if you disagree you don’t deserve to be around kids. i wouldn’t trust you with my toenail much less a child

if you disagree you can unfollow me right now 

anyways good night i’m gonna go indulge in my unrealistic romantic fantasies until i fall asleep

Peak youtube humour is non beauty gurus holding literally anything other than makeup related items in front of the camera the exact same way beauty gurus do. That makes me laugh for 15 minutes straight every single time

It would be very sexy, just super erotic, completely seductive, if someone were to give me several dollars

unfollow me if u have not fallen in love with me

take a breath, spit out the blood in your mouth, and get back up on your feet. you still got a couple of motherfuckers to prove wrong.

Me getting up from the chair at the dentist after a quadruple root canal

Your response has nothing to do with ginger ale

and your response doesn’t have anything to do with being the biggest clown on the block but here we are again

something: *is none of my god DAMN business* me: 🔍👀📝

That Midwest feel: When the tornado sirens go off and you panic for a second before remembering “Oh, it’s Wednesday”

what does this mean

It means it’s Wednesday, bro. If a tornado hits on a Wednesday it can’t hurt you. Those are the rules.

Piece of media: she kills her marks by seducing their wives and convincing them to murder their husbands

Me: *wakes up* Go on

european children: Fämther may i go to the meat shjöp

im 17 now only one year left til i make this post guys