Just my blog :) (He/Him)

it's important to yell "fuck you kill yourself" at the tv advertisements to counteract the mind control

when i die i hope to leave some manner of amazing digital carcass behind

your cat was an honor to see in the window

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

people aren't addicted to coffee because of the caffeine they're addicted to coffee because of the pooping

has anyone figured out how to turn off the thing where you love your pet so much it slides inexorably into grief-borrowing

“For me this glass is already broken. I enjoy it; I drink out of it. It holds my water admirably, sometimes even reflecting the sun in beautiful patterns. If I should tap it, it has a lovely ring to it. But when I put this glass on the shelf and the wind knocks it over or my elbow brushes it off the table and it falls to the ground and shatters, I say, ‘Of course.’ When I understand that the glass is already broken, every moment with it is precious.”

I don't give an amazing digital fuck

aborted bloke: i would’ve loved to do fuck all