princess die

fucked up in the club watching Moral Orel

i've seen two posts lately saying we shouldn't sexualize losergirls and i'm sorry but it's totally normal and healthy to do that, it's like straight girls and line cooks

yo man you talkin’ smack about max rebo you back off my blue elephant son

HIS WOOKIEPEDIA ARTICLE IS LITERALLY THREE SENTENCES LONG HOW DOES EVERYONE KNOW HIS NAME

Who the fuck is talking shit about Max Rebo????

Renowned jizz musician max rebo???

I NEED A SICKO… im holding out for a sicko till the end of the night ..and hes gotta haha and hes gotta say yess at the window with a look of delight

she zydrate on my anatomy until I come in a little glass vial or whatever

A little glass vial?

a little glass vial

I will slip through the space between your cells and enter your body and I won't be identified as a threat because I'm making out with your white blood cells (I call them babygirl) then when you least expect it I crawl into your brain and then I freak it

I made this post about myself but I accidentally perfectly described how the rabies virus works

wheres seasons greasons

its that time of year again

It doesn’t have to be

its not optional

everybody talkin abt the powerball ppl tryna hit the juckport

STOP IT

girls go to jupiter to get access to the ancient ruins that lie shrouded within the gas giant's great storms, questing in search of the secret key that will open a portal to the galactic nexus from which horrors can be unleashed upon the galaxy, if they can manage pry it from the gigantic claws of the draconic terrorbeast that guards the temple's winding tunnels

and boys go to venus to get penus

yeah yeah

Why are the memes for breaking bad so much better than the actual show?

This is literally an exchange from the actual show

I know we are all like "people in caveman times would drill holes in their head to relieve headaches" andwe go oh that's so stupid that's so dumb but like. then I get a headache and I'm like.ooooh I get it I get it. Grug prepare the drill.

they shoudve let ursula k leguin write a pokemon game