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“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid
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I actually do think we should discourage women from becoming housewives. Do not become financially dependent on a man. That's how a lot of women ended up dead over the years. A man gets violent suddenly and you have to choose between homelessness or potentially dying at his hand because you have an enormous gap in your resume and no degrees or certifications or anything that will help you pursue a career that will allow you to be financially independent. He owns your bank account. His name is probably the one on the car. Try and leave and he can report it stolen. Where will you go then?
Don't become a housewife.
And if you do become a housewife, take steps to protect yourself. Make sure you’re legally married, for starters; stay-at-home girlfriends have very little legal recourse to claim their partner’s assets in a breakup. Make sure your name is on the house deed/rental agreement, and have your car in your name, even if your spouse is paying for it. Have your spouse transfer money every month into an account solely in your name, so you can buy yourself things without needing permission, but also so you can save up to leave if needed.
If your spouse fights you on any of this, then don’t quit your job. The tradwife to poverty pipeline is real, and so is financial abuse.
also, many women/people experience controlling behaviour and domestic violence from their partner for the first time during pregnancy. don’t risk thinking “he’s just stressed, it’ll get better when the baby comes” because it won’t. neither you and your child will ever be safe with that man. get out as early and safely as you can
scenarios Alfred Pennyworth has to be a witness to as a resident of Wayne Manor that the batkids have absolutely no shame in front of whatsoever part 1 (masterpost here)
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Tim: me and Damian- me and Damian have come a long way. we have to at least publically admit that. he loves me now.
Damian: *non-committal hum*
Tim, bargaining: favourite brother.
Damian: Akhi.
Tim: favourite brother that you met in Gotham.
Damian: Duke.
Tim, under his breath: fuck, forgot about him. he is cool.
Dick, holding up a hand: i'm slightly offended i haven't shown up on the list yet?
Tim, waving him off: oh shut up, you were basically a father figure. you're expelled from the rankings. Day, am i at least your favourite white boy?
Damian: ...Akhi.
Tim: HE CAN'T HAVE TWO CATAGORIES.
Damian, storming out the room: FUCK YOU- HE SUNG ME TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT!
Tim, chasing Damian out of the room: i can sing- I CAN FUCKING SING- auh-maaazinng grAAACE-
Dick, watching after them:
Dick: those two will do great things one day. *turns to see Jason staring into space with narrowed eyes*
Dick:
Dick: ...you uh- you ok there littlewing?
Jason:
Jason, slowly: Dick. do you think.... am i white?
Dick:
Dick:
Dick, carefully: are you- are you not?
Jason: well i mean. i never really- Willis was white, right? like. american and a bit scottish i think. and Catherine was white, so i didn't think about it. like. next to you or Day or Duke i look like buff momo. so.
Dick, supportively: uh-huh,
Jason: but then, like. Catherine wasn't my biological mom. Sheila was. and i tracked Sheila down to Ethiopia.
Dick: yeah,
Jason: and i didn't- like i didn't think about it at the time, so i didn't ask like. why the fuck are you in Ethiopia? like, do we got family here? are you- are you ethiopian? just a day trip? dart at a map?
Jason: and then we both kinda died. so.
Dick, slower: yeah...
Jason, completely genuine: and also, like. i accidentially drank a lot of the lazarus water when i was in there; i opened my mouth i guess. and that shit still affects my biology. so does that mean i accidentially swallowed arabic? am i- *quieter* ...am i that now?
Dick:
Dick:
Dick, putting all his effort into keeping a straight face, covering his mouth stoically: i... see.
Jason, oblivious, slightly worried: yeah,
Dick: it's uh- it's um. those are very valid hypothesis's.
Jason:
Jason, softly: you're laughing at me.
Dick, instant, equally soft: i would- i would never. this is.... *blinks purposefully* this. is. not funny. because race is never funny. and i love you, Jason. so if this bothers you, i- *throat clear* i want to help.
Jason:
Dick: ....should we do a DNA test? so we can find out if you're ethiopian? or... *bites lip* arabic?
Jason: ...*worried sigh* i don't know if we should? like, everybody assumes im pure american white right now? maybe that's for the better?
Dick, closing his eyes momentarily: *face flickers in amusement* *coughs quickly* mhm, mhm. um, why- whys that, Jay?
Jason, softly, still completely serious: well... i do a lot of criminal stuff. and right now if i do that stuff as a white person then who cares, right? but if i'm not white... then me being a crime lord just makes me a statistic. a stereotype.
Dick: *presses lips together, shaking slightly*
Jason, whispering: i don't want to add to that kind of propaganda by being Red Hood, Dick...
Dick:
Dick:
Dick, trying his best not to whimper: a- *clears throat* and that is, so very thoughtful of you, Jason. so thoughtful. i'm sure the mixed community would be lucky to have you, and they would be so appreciative of your care,
Dick, putting a hand on Jason's shoulder sweetly: but i don't think you have to worry because you do wear a face covering helmet and nobody knows Red Hood's skin colour or race. so lets just-
Dick: *turns away abruptly, face cracking, shoulders shaking*
Jason:
Dick: *takes a deep breath* *turns back with his face completely ernest and supportive* lets go and get you a DNA test to calm you down, and then you can stop wondering, ok kiddo?
Jason:
Jason, nodding softly: ok...
Jason: *leaves the room*
Dick, hanging back:
Dick: man, it's gonna be so funny when i hack the results and make him think he's 45% african american.
*Dick leaves the room*
Alfred, on the other side of the room, staring across from where he's been cleaning:
Alfred:
Alfred, continuing to clean: not touching that.
Texts From Superheroes
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Dash: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Phantom, slowly raising his eyebrow: That's not nearly as funny as you think it is.
---Later---
Dash: *sobbing*
Kwan: Well hes a ghost, maybe insinuating he came from heaven is offensive!
Star, patting Dash's back: Yeah! I mean, maybe he was denied heaven or something and thats why hes a ghost.
Paulina: He also just might not know you were flirting. Ghost might flirt differently!
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Sam: You know Dash was flirting with you earlier right?
Danny, scoffing in disgust: Yeah, but hes Dash so I really couldn't care less.
Tucker: Ouch. Remind me to make sure you never hate me.
This is what's so fucked up about "nothing that requires the labor of others is a human right".
The labor is already being done under capitalism. The laborers are already being underpaid under capitalism.
When you propose removing the greedy profiteers and paying the workers a reasonable wage, people call that "slavery" while they have no problem with the current system.
They're not even trying to make sense.
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I just learned that a lot of vintage perfumes and fragrances were intentionally created to blend well with the ever-present smell of cigarettes, and in specific a lot of iconic ones that are super musky and floral and civet-heavy were intended to compliment the smell of fur coats or even "refresh" that new fur coat smell, which is one of the reasons (besides just shifting preferences and trends) that a lot of them smell really, really bad to modern noses.
I bet there's some stunning genius diva out there right now who meticulously coordinates her Victoria's Secret body mists with her vape flavors.
When a villain sets out to corrupt a hero but ends up getting redeemed by the hero instead. Uno reverse you little bitch.
(yesss....I was going to comment in tags but I needed the commas.)
They swept their billowing black cape to the side. "Oh, hero..." They laughed. "You really think your dreams won't crumble in this reality. You...you're not going to keep like this forever, one day your smile will falter. You too will fail, and find nothing worth being good for."
The hero laughed. "You agree, then?"
They startled. "What?"
"That people change." The hero smiled, full and wide. "That good is something we choose, again and again."
The hero's voice dropped lower. "Again and again and again, and it's so very hard, and yet."
Their eyes met the hero's gaze, disbelief met with conviction.
"You don't have to do it alone." The hero held out a hand. "Do you want to try?"
