#extrovertwithintrovertfriends
Literally came out to a bar crawl planning on coming with two other people and they bailed on me. So now I’m sitting alone at a bar sipping shitty beer
Misplaced Lens Cap
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Monterey Bay Aquarium

#extradirty
Cosmic Funnies
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Love Begins

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#extrovertwithintrovertfriends
Literally came out to a bar crawl planning on coming with two other people and they bailed on me. So now I’m sitting alone at a bar sipping shitty beer

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ONE OF MY FAVORITE COLD OPENS EVER
I laughed out loud in Starbucks because of this
this couple came through my lane today and one of the items they had was a very small but still functional piñata, like maybe six inches long and five inches tall, and i commented that it was adorable, and the couple sort of shuffled their feet and looked at the ground and then one of them looked at me and said the best thing i’ve heard in the month of may:
“we’re giving it to our cat. for his birthday. it’s in august. …we like to plan ahead.”
i cant even make it past the table of contents im laughing too hard
WHAT IS THIS BOOK!?!
It’s called “Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology” By Cory O’Brien, and it looks highly entertaining. :D
Gilgamesh: THE ULTIMATE BROMANCE
Give it here, now.
Sweet Fluffy Gods why is there not an audiobook version?
I need to find this book.
The first time Iv’e wanted to read something since Metro 2033.
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guys…look what we did :D
I want this book
Everyone who reblogs this is GAY

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Sailor moon wands!!!
okay so I’ve seen a lot of artists,including myself, make this common mistake of coloring the palm of a hand(and the sole of a foot) as the same color as the person’s skin tone.
but in fact ,palms and soles are a different color compare to our skin
this is due to the lack of Melanin on them
hope this helps!
Don’t put this fucking whitewashing bullshit on my feed
Huh???????????
IM SCREAMING
LMFAOOOOO
local tumblr user accidentally reveals they have never seen a black person
This is fucking hilarious
Top 10 fails
yknow the more jk rowlings world falls apart in america (race relations, international history, population, etc) the more i like to think that america just straight up doesnt have the statute of secrecy. european countries are falling over themselves hiding magic but come to georgia and theres a drunk redneck wizard wingardium leviosa-ing the shit out of a tractor to the delight of his drunk redneck muggle buddies in a walmart parking lot.
wizard on muggle violence is prevented by virtue of there being like a 50/50 chance that muggle is packing heat. muggle on wizard violence is prevented by knowing that wizard can give you boils spelling LIL BITCH on your forehead if you try to start something.
america is the weird redheaded stepchild of the magic world.
im not gonna stop reblogging this until this is the next Hot Fanon
english muggles come back to england and suspicious wizards meet them at the airport.
‘did you witness any strange or inexplicable acts while you were in america?’ they demand.
the english muggles just laugh in their dumb fucking faces. mate, it’s america.
what’s the difference between a werewolf and an animagus?
english wizard: *two hour lecture on legal history*
american wizard: six beers
@jumpingjacktrash congrats ive read hundreds of comments on this dumpster fire of a headcanon and yours is the best
thank you my patronus is a monster truck
2017 hasn’t fucked me over yet……… dare i say it’s asexual?
2017 is the year of asexuals thanks this is our year now
OP is mad that people are using this post as ace positivity keep doing it
this year is mine now and im going to make sure it’s a great one for everyone excluding aphobes
thanks op
2017 has actually been a really good year for me so thanks op for the blessing
Thanks op I’m glad that 2017 is the year for asexuals
reblog to bless an asexual
FML
Just got home from my first double shift at work and I am dead beat tired T.T

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I'm not made for this life
I really need to go to sleep now, I'm so tired T.T I can't do this staying up late crap. Need my sleep. Pinterest keep distracting me though.
jaywalkr and 80fitz on vine….aka our two dorky d-men ransom and holster with their best animal impressions
I NEVER KNEW THEY HAD MORE BESDIES THE ROOSTER ONE LMFAO
Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.
How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?
i will always support this post
@mooserattler back on my dash!
Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???
I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.
god come on we’re so close. this is like the only meaningful thing that this website could ever achieve
Thanks, @staff!!!!!
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