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#extrovertwithintrovertfriends

Literally came out to a bar crawl planning on coming with two other people and they bailed on me. So now I’m sitting alone at a bar sipping shitty beer

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mrs-jamie-wellerstein

ONE OF MY FAVORITE COLD OPENS EVER

lickmetilllicecreammmm

I laughed out loud in Starbucks because of this

anarchetypalarchive

this couple came through my lane today and one of the items they had was a very small but still functional piñata, like maybe six inches long and five inches tall, and i commented that it was adorable, and the couple sort of shuffled their feet and looked at the ground and then one of them looked at me and said the best thing i’ve heard in the month of may:

“we’re giving it to our cat. for his birthday. it’s in august. …we like to plan ahead.”

#goalasf

thewritersramblings

i cant even make it past the table of contents im laughing too hard

bead-bead-deactivated20190901

WHAT IS THIS BOOK!?!

leaper182

It’s called “Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology” By Cory O’Brien, and it looks highly entertaining. :D

mmemento

Gilgamesh: THE ULTIMATE BROMANCE

elfgrove

Give it here, now.

Sweet Fluffy Gods why is there not an audiobook version?

asatira

I need to find this book.

whitedarryl

The first time Iv’e wanted to read something since Metro 2033.

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guy

guys…look what we did :D

moontideempress

I want this book

nyarki

Everyone who reblogs this is GAY

#togayforthis

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Sailor moon wands!!!

okay so I’ve seen a lot of artists,including myself, make this common mistake of coloring the palm of a hand(and the sole of a foot) as the same color as the person’s skin tone.

but in fact ,palms and soles are a different color compare to our skin

this is due to the lack of Melanin on them

hope this helps!

bearglitch

Don’t put this fucking whitewashing bullshit on my feed

metalgirlysolid

Huh???????????

cosmic-noir

IM SCREAMING

futureblackwakandan-deactivated

LMFAOOOOO

dzamie

local tumblr user accidentally reveals they have never seen a black person

casualsarcastic-deactivated2017

This is fucking hilarious

klubbhead

Top 10 fails

chilledmilk

yknow the more jk rowlings world falls apart in america (race relations, international history, population, etc) the more i like to think that america just straight up doesnt have the statute of secrecy. european countries are falling over themselves hiding magic but come to georgia and theres a drunk redneck wizard wingardium leviosa-ing the shit out of a tractor to the delight of his drunk redneck muggle buddies in a walmart parking lot.

wizard on muggle violence is prevented by virtue of there being like a 50/50 chance that muggle is packing heat. muggle on wizard violence is prevented by knowing that wizard can give you boils spelling LIL BITCH on your forehead if you try to start something.

america is the weird redheaded stepchild of the magic world.

chilledmilk

im not gonna stop reblogging this until this is the next Hot Fanon

roachpatrol

english muggles come back to england and suspicious wizards meet them at the airport.

‘did you witness any strange or inexplicable acts while you were in america?’ they demand.

the english muggles just laugh in their dumb fucking faces. mate, it’s america.

jumpingjacktrash

what’s the difference between a werewolf and an animagus?

english wizard: *two hour lecture on legal history*

american wizard: six beers

chilledmilk

@jumpingjacktrash congrats ive read hundreds of comments on this dumpster fire of a headcanon and yours is the best

jumpingjacktrash

thank you my patronus is a monster truck

weepingandgnashingofteeth

2017 hasn’t fucked me over yet……… dare i say it’s asexual?

acehet

2017 is the year of asexuals thanks this is our year now

repulsively-aro

OP is mad that people are using this post as ace positivity keep doing it

theradicalace

this year is mine now and im going to make sure it’s a great one for everyone excluding aphobes

vomittz-deactivated20180419

thanks op

acehet

2017 has actually been a really good year for me so thanks op for the blessing

thepeaktrans

Thanks op I’m glad that 2017 is the year for asexuals

mewdivorce

reblog to bless an asexual

FML

Just got home from my first double shift at work and I am dead beat tired T.T

#ugh fml #i'm so tired #i'm dead #i'm about to cry #gotta get that money

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I'm not made for this life

I really need to go to sleep now, I'm so tired T.T I can't do this staying up late crap. Need my sleep. Pinterest keep distracting me though.

#notanightowl #needsleep #sleepislife #ineedhelp #pinterestaddictionisreal

justjackbitty

jaywalkr and 80fitz on vine….aka our two dorky d-men ransom and holster with their best animal impressions

toxipop

I NEVER KNEW THEY HAD MORE BESDIES THE ROOSTER ONE LMFAO

mooserattler

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

moonblossom

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

allthelittlebeagles

i will always support this post

freshrosemary-deactivated202303

@mooserattler back on my dash!

jjflow

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

mooserattler

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

bidoof

god come on we’re so close. this is like the only meaningful thing that this website could ever achieve

mooserattler

Thanks, @staff!!!!!

staff

❤️ ❤️ ❤️

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