Werewolves and Turtles and Monsters, Oh My!

Izuku: Thank you for flying with us! If you’re traveling with children-

Bakugo: You ruined the whole flight.

People on the plane:

Izuku: A-And if you are changing flights with a different airline-

Bakugo: We don’t give a flying f**k.

People:

Bakugo: And the lack of laughter at the pun I just gave shows me you are a bunch of bland-ass extras. If you don’t like my jokes, there are six exits. Pick one and leap.

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Izuku, patrolling in another location:

Izuku, through their radio: I hate quiet nights.

Bakugo: Same.

Izuku: Like do villains even care how long it takes for us to get out here?

Izuku: Kacchan…I said “hit it.”

Bakugo: No one means the brakes when they say “hit it.”

Izuku: I do when the sentence before “hit it,” is “get ready to hit the brakes, so we can surprise the criminal.”

Bakugo: Hold on a second, nerd!

Bakugo: And that’s why I contend that when Frost speaks of birch trees, he may be very well talking about himself-

Iida: No, Bakugo-kun, that’s not-

Bakugo: Four-eyes, do you want to hear my damn interpretation or are you just gonna spit bullshit about how I’m wrong?!

Iida: I’m simply pointing out-

Bakugo: Yes, we all know very damn-well that you’re well-read, but this is fu*king poetry where I think WHEN IT COMES TO POETRY YOU CAN’T BE WRONG! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT, DEKU?!

Bakugo, kicks in door:

Izuku, scared: Ahh!

Bakugo: Chill, I’m just here to talk, look.

Bakugo, pulls his handgun out and unloads it:

Todoroki: Pop the one in the chamber.

Bakugo, takes out bullet in chamber: Streetwise, not bad Icyhot.

Izuku: T-Thank you, All Might!

All Might: Aizawa, do you have anything to say to him?

Aizawa: Yeah, may you get a student that’ll take twenty years off your life in the span of six months because that is sure as hell what you and Bakugo did to me.

Shinso: I wanna go horseback riding.