Fandemonium

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Aang: Bumi, you’re a mad genius

Bro: fucking WHAT?

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Cabbage Guy: My CaBbAgEs

Bro: I feel you, man

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Kyoshi: I killed Chin the Conqueror

Bro: God fucking DAMMIT KYOSHI!  Just help Aang out a bit

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Bro: Hoe, don’t do it

Zuko: *Starts attacking Aang in the crystal catacombs*

Bro: HOE!

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Azula: *hits Aang with lightning*

Bro: WHAT?  AANG!  MY BOY

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Katara: It has special properties, so I’ve been saving it for something special *touches Zuko’s scar*

Bro: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! (clapping his hands during each no)

(he is evidently not a Zutara fan)

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Toph: *metal bends*

Bro: If Toph had been the avatar, the Fire Nation would surrender out of fear

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(I have absolutely no idea what prompted this)

Mai: look General Iroh, I know we have our differences but-

Zuko’s like no, yeah, I totally get it, and just makes her one of his advisors. At first it’s just so she has a good excuse to stay but after the first meeting Toph storms out shouting about how EVERYONE was lying why would you even need to lie about what kind of tea you want??

Zuko: I mean they’re politicians.....but also who, and when, and in what way

They make a subtle Morse code system so Toph can warn him when someone is lying to him without tipping anyone off that she can sense lies.

Librarian: Hard back?