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I made this about a year ago. It reads a bit like a checklist now.

2026 has not been Hugo's year.

#we gotta kill you for this #your not wrong or anything but fuck you

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batmanlifestory

0 recent plots 0 memorable villain arcs 8 times hijacked by someone else

#when the hate post on your fav is accurate so you just shrivel up and cry #hugo strange

polturn

Halloween costume post

#GIMMIE THAT

squeakitties

prairiedeath

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l0stvegas

Some time ago (I think in 2021) I had to go see a neurologist over really scary symptoms that resembled seizures. I was a nervous wreck about what I was feeling and had barely slept all week, which seemed to be apparent to the doc’s assistant when I sat down in the exam room for questioning or whatever. Dude was pretty young and soft spoken, around my age. He was laser focused doing something on one of those tablet-laptop Surface things as I spoke, presumably writing down my symptoms.

Midway through talking about my symptoms my voice audibly started shaking as I was describing them, clearly upset.

In the middle of my monologue he turns the tablet to face me, closes whatever program he has open and the wallpaper is this fucking collage of pictures of lord farquaad from shrek, lovingly decorated. Dude just sat there placidly smiling at me until I noticed and stopped dead in the middle of a sentence. We sat there in silence like this for like a solid minute before I started wheezing laughing. Before I could even say anything else or process it he picked up the tablet and wordlessly left the room, and I just sat there dumbfounded until the doctor showed up. 10/10 doctor experience tbh

I didn’t own a cell phone at the time to get a photo so this rendition from memory is all I can provide you

snow-nose

ID: a digital drawing of a man in scrubs sitting on a wheeled stool, serenely smiling with his elbow on a rolling cart, where a tablet is flipped open to show an approximation of the Lord Farquaad screensaver. end ID

enigma-absolute

l0stvegas

Reblogging this bc it’s making rounds again

charl0ttan

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

#I feel double para social when it's my online friends irl friends cat #like damn cat I have no chance of ever seeing IRL you cool as fuck #this is targeted at you bugg this is about miso I miss her a lot

thatforestprince

I NEED TO SUCK HIS DICK CLEAN OFF !!!!

thatforestprince

thats the wrong image

#suck you like a fish...

gay--dog

people seem to think you cant be a spongebob and also understand a squidward but thats not true. if anything a true spongebob is more able to understand a squidward, even if they cant specifically relateWhat the fuck am i talking about. sorry what am i talking about right now. sorry i just realized im saying some fucking bullshit right now to all of you

#spoingbob has squirmward moments the same as squirmward as spoingbob moments

dogpuppy

#jane doe dc #god I miss her

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satan-offical

I find it funny when

Oh my god FUCK OFF

fancytube064

Wghat was that

omtai

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

#how it fr to run out of all the seasonings in my house when the only food left in the freezer were fries

mmmmmmrmn

maidslime

Ok like. Imagine life without ads. You wake up, check your messages across a variety of apps, no ads. You get up and put on the tv while you prep your breakfast, no ads. Maybe you drive somewhere and switch on the radio, no ads. Maybe you drive a long distance, yet somehow, not a single billboard on your path. You pick up a newspaper or magazine to pass the time, no advertisements only articles. You turn on your game console, the home screen is just about your games, no ads to buy more. You open a streaming app, you don't pay extra for no ads, there's just no ads ever.

Think about how much of your time is spent looking at ads. "Download ublock" yeah I know, I have. But that doesn't change that the world is covered with endless advertising. Imagine never seeing that again. How much better our lives would be.

#now imagine ads still exist but it's only the “bunny bunny bunny” one

dykegerard

#can't believe they've caught footage of me after a good thanksgiving feast

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