I Don't Know What's Going On

If you start reading books again, you’ll feel at least a little better. I promise.

Bitch just pulled a bazooka out of her titties like it was nothing.

she from chicago

the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

far far away idol would never happen now

Luke Skywalker put away his targeting computer to destroy the Death Star so I don't need AI to help me write an email.

last week I was deep in the trenches ploughing through work and mid-afternoon realised I'd neglected to open the blinds and the room was a little dim, so I got up to do that and discovered that a car had flipped onto its roof directly outside my flat and the entire street was closed and flooded with emergency service while they dragged someone out of the vehicle and packed them into an ambulance. so now every time I open the blinds I'm a little like the dog with the ham sandwich bush. what the fuck could it be today.