you don't feed a guy a spong bobby!!

i know this is tumblr and we’re all playing perverts but i just think some of you would be excellent company for a late night walk and a four hour conversation about absolutely nothing

sorry to hear that you haven’t been feeling all that great lately. Do you want me to hunt you for sport

no worries if not. will be thinking of you regardless

sorry i came back wrong do you still wanna hit it

i know exactly who i am i dont eat i dont sleep im an angel im a public danger im losing my goddamn mind

as part of their ongoing boycott, Canada will no longer provide the US with totally real long-distance girlfriends who definitely exist

This twink wishes he was HALF the weirdo.

I love how this sentence could apply in either direction

no it couldn't. show gonzo some respect.

Social isolation summer

i hate when there's people in public areas