roses are falling for you

trips and falls and cracks my head open but it's filmed like a pantyshot

are you ever scrolling through tumblr and you have a thought and immediately lose it so you have to scroll back up to give your brain the conditions under which it originally created the thought so you can bring it back

its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

transgender deadname on mutual aid venmo ignorance pact. i do not see it

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background

i didn’t know perez hilton was a stage name that he purposefully modelled after paris hilton’s real name i thought she just organically had an evil gay wario or something