survivor;

Jakob couldn’t help but laugh, “I don’t think I have body for Fabio! I am all noodle-thin!”

"Nonsense. You are strong like bear.” Fallon imitates the accent. “We can always work on that later, but first, hair. We’d have to dye it platinum blonde too.”

“O-Of course. Across the back of both hands, largest font, um, possible. It’ll be great.” He continued petting the cat, blushing a little more with each word. “U-Um, thank you! Um. I’ve been here a little over a-a month. I don’t think I’ve caught, um, anyone’s eye.”

"Sounds perfect and convenient, you’ll never forget! You should ask for them to do it in comic sans.” Fallon laughed lightly and carder a hand through zir hair. The cat purred the more it was pet. It did not deserve the attention. “No wonder I didn’t know that adorable face of yours sooner. You never know, right? Hell you might have broken a few hearts already. I wouldn’t put it past you.”

crazy youngsters ; poppy&fallon

Fallon wouldn’t lie when zie said Poppy was just about the best roommate ever. (Aside from the fact zie was known for zir brutal honesty.) Naturally, the two of them were birds of the same feather personality wise. The dynamic duo had a knack for getting into trouble and a thirst for life with general mischief making. More than once would Fallon drag Poppy along on zir many adventures and vice versa. Zie presence was refreshing and zie can’t remember a time zie felt so close with another person since Matthew’s death. Nowhere near ready to talk about it just yet, the two had a mutual understanding of each other. After the short year zie resided at Ellerton the two became inseparable. Poppy was essentially the cool and caring relative that zie never had. 

“Finally got the wee one down for a nap. Sorry for everyone who had to deal with her showing off her lung power beforehand.”

"The wee one.” Fallon echoed, a grin adoring her lips at the thought of the baby girl resting. Adorable. Fucking adorable. “It’s fine. More than fine. After so much screaming I’m sure the little angel needs it.”

Cormac simply shook his head. There was no getting around the fact that he didn’t ever understand why Fallon did anything. He just excepted it anymore. “Don’t come complaining to me when it smells terrible in here because of your ass cookies.”

"Hey.” Fallon scrunches up zir nose indignantly at him. This wouldn’t be the first time zie’s seen him give zir that look. “Watch as these turn out to be the best ass cookies ever. That’ll show you.”

Asher grinned, doing his best to look innocent though he was mostly just amused as zie only seemed to get more infuriated by the cat’s presence. “Of course,” he said agreeably as zie made zir first point about demon cats, and he fought to keep control of his lips as zie explained zir beef with it. “I don’t think it has anything to do with your morals, questionable as they may be. I think the cat might just be a dick.”

An arched brow cocks up skeptically to the other who was not trying to hide his amusement at all. Frankly, Fallon couldn’t even take zirself seriously at this point so zie just let out another sigh. “If only every cat in the world was replaced with a dog. Or the dick cats.” Zie pondered if there were cats who were not dicks somewhere out there. “Still,” zie pursed zir lips, “if that fucker’s a stray he is o-u-t I swear. I don’t need him following me.”

Florence grins. “You definitely should try it, it’s quite the experience and I would be more than happy to help you out. Good to know, I’m not very picky about hair colour.“ Florence bites her lip and then laughs. “That’s what I always say!” 

For a moment, zir face flushes at Florence’s words. "I’ll take your word for it. Thank you for the generous offer although for now I have to pass. It’s a preference thing. Brunettes and red heads get to me.” Fallon shakes zie head again and laughs with her. “Fuck them. You should be a comedian.”

“It’s alright.. I mean, everyone.. Well everyone is a little weird, aren’t they?” Taylor said with a little shrug, knowing that weird for her wasn’t really akin with the norm. The more people she met the more she realised that she knew very little of the world. “Kissin’ your feet?” There was a little concern in her voice before her eyes glanced at the Fallon’s feet. At the mention of her name she nodded her head. She’d seen Fallon around the farm but she was never one to speak up without being spoken to first. That and it’d taken her an awful long time to even try to have decent conversations with everyone else on the farm. For the first month of her time on the farm she didn’t speak to anyone but Cormac and that was always just to be told what to do.

"There’s a line between weird and super weird. I fall on the far opposite side of the weird on the spectrum.” Fallon presses zir lips into a thin line and elects to drop the subject. Constantly reassuring her wouldn’t help zir case. “Did I stutter?” A devious grin adorns zir lips, half convinced zie could get Taylor to do it judging by the look of alarm and seriousness on her face. “It sounds fair if you ask me.” There was a playful twinkle in zir eye as zie shrugged nonchalantly. Zie knew Taylor was a woman of few words. There was a time when zie used to be like that-- not so much timid but rather intimidating. They both had the word timid in them however. “Nice to finally meet you.”

“I’ll definitely take that punishment into consideration.” Conrad nodded, a grin overtaking his face. He let the cat down, and it quickly rubbed its head into Fallons legs before darting off. “I guess she likes you, funny how things work.”

"Just imagine all the money you can save for that amount of time too. It’s a win-win.” Fallon stares down at the cat and lets out a sigh. She was lucky she’s so cute. “Is that how cats work? Show their affection by making life difficult for you?” Zie scrunches up zir nose.

Evie unconsciously twisted her fingers as she walked around the farm. Catching the sound of a voice in the distance, she peeked around the trunk of a tree. The sight before her caused a chuckle to slip past her lips, giving her away. “You don’t?” she asked, grinning as she knelt down to pick up the cat. “Well, even if you did, you shouldn’t spank this one. Why, he’s not in need of punishment at al-” Before the words could leave her mouth completely, the cat dug his claws into her shoulder and she dropped him suddenly. He hissed, arching his back before tearing off across the lawn. “I take back what I said: if you want to swat that cat’s arse, by all means, go right ahead,” she spat, still staring after the cat before she remembered the scratch on her shoulder.

Fallon’s eyes rolled back like clockwork at the other’s teasing and knew fully well of the trouble that damn cat caused zir. “I’m normal. I have hobbies. Non animal spanking hobbies. Non spanking anything hobbies.” Zie cringes when zie watches the animal scratch her shoulder. “That fucking cat I swear. If I was sure it didn’t belong to anybody I’d make sure it never comes to the farm again.” Fallon frowns and examines the scratch. “Or at the least de-claw it. Still, it doesn’t look that bad.”

“I, um, I’ll put it on the inside of my notebook.” Lucien couldn’t help but bend to pet the cat, hands shaky and a little afraid. He didn’t want to accidentally hurt it. “I, um–I’m injured. Almost done healing, but, I have a-another two weeks.” Compliments make him blush, and there Lulu goes, blushing like a sinner in church. “–th– you think I’m–thank you.”

"Perfect. I would suggest a tattoo as well. You can get it in fancy script.” Fallon side eyes the cat which purred when Lucian touched it. Zie scratches between its’ briefly before withdrawing. “No shit you were injured. Good, that’s good. You can save up your energy for all the heavy lifting we’re going to make you do.” The corner of zir lips pull up into a smirk. “Have you looked in a mirror lately? You’re gorgeous. Especially those eyes. I bet the boys are all over you. Or whoever you like.”

Florence watches the scene unfold with a confused grin, she wonders how many times the cat has snuck up on Fallon in order to get zir to snap. “I believe you!” she reassures zir, “But the real question is do you spank humans? Because I’m so in.” Florence throws her head back laughing. “Sorry, I’ve been told that I have the worst sense of humour.”

Fallon suppresses a laugh at the woman’s joke, coughing into zir fist. “Wow. Okay. As if things weren’t fifty shades of weird already. It’s um, not really my thing. I’ve never tried. Maybe one day. I do have a bit of a thing for brunettes.” Zie gives her a playful grin. “Whoever told you that is a filthy fucking liar. You have a great sense of humor.”