Falldmg

person (non-practicing)

I like that other ducks don’t sound like that in the Disney toon universe. Donald Duck is just weird.

@teaboot

Holy Fuck

doing a one yard stare #nearsighted

reading about the participation of children in rituals as a form of play in ancient greece and came across an incredibly charming story from julius pollux's onomasticon where a flood prevented the adults from reaching a sanctuary to sacrifice a ram to heracles, and the children solved the problem by....sticking a bunch of sticks in an apple to give it "legs" and "horns" and offering it as a sacrifice instead. it's such a charming thought and i can perfectly picture kids these days also pretending at sacrificing an apple "goat" at recess

Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland

Where do you think the comma goes

[suddenly disillusioned] my illusions..

walking around wearing a hat that says I AM NOT BUTCH I AM JUST TOO UGLY TO WEAR A SKIRT and a t shirt that says I <3 IRONIC DETACHMENT +LYING and a leather jacket that says HOWEVER THE HAT TEXT WAS SINCERE. THE THOUGHT OF THIS BODY IN A WOMAN'S CLOTHES MAKES ME RETCH on the back and an embroidered tote bag that says "SWAG BAWLLS"