take it sløw

150 million years worth of reptilian fury contained in a body smaller than a shoebox

🌹 a flower for everyone not feeling their best today

“WE NAILED IT BOYS”

@mortalityplays

Nobody ever talks about Dracula’s pet bee.

hey op? What the fuck. Like this isn’t even some random thing either this is what you hear when you’ve been driving for too long along a dark Nevada road and your headlights turn off. This is what you hear in the back of your head when you wake up in the desert with no memory of the previous night. What the fuck.

I love this song.

When will they learn that when republicans talk about “cutting taxes” they ALWAYS mean “for the rich only”

One day you’ll sit in the sun and things won’t feel so bad

i can have a little unrealistic romantic fantasy. as a treat

Ah, the ‘ol scream and sleep.

this is what customer service is like

85% tired 15% also tired

me selling my wares from the forest

Not elegant enough to be a vampire…. . not jock enough to be a werewolf.. ..

goblin it is