FallFinn.

must I “get a job” and “earn money?” is it not enough to just eat fruit and love women.......

I love when i see a baguette poking out of the top of a grocery bag… its like yes….. thats exactly where u should be

if you say anything homophobic in June this truck comes out of nowhere and crushes you like that bus crushed Regina George

it’s optimus pride

comes across a funny cum joke on the internet, takes a bite of my turkey leg and whips my jewel encrusted wine chalice around while bellylaughing

People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.

A guy is drinking a can of Pepsi and he turns to his friend and says dude I’m so coked out right now and the friend thinks “wait he is drinking Pepsi and not coke so he probably did some coke and that is bad” and then says “ DUDE DONT DO COKE U GONNA GET TOO HIGH” and the drinking guy says “actually I pours coke into this Pepsi can to make u think I did coke and freak u out Becuase u care about me so much” and the second guy says “ dam u got me I do care about u” the they hug and reminisce about the past and their friendship

i cant believe you got me to take time out of my day to read this with my own two eyes

fall is not cute it is the season of death and ur sweater will not protect u. not even ur sweater paws.

jokes on you I love death and being dead and I will wear my sweater to the grave

I can’t wait for it to be fall so I can rot with the leaves

why don’t you plant some lavender and when it blooms you can squeeze a leaf or two between your fingers and the smell will calm you down. how about you do that. bitch

good idea

thank you. i have a lot of other good ideas as well

such as?

have gay sex