The Entire Uchiha Clan is Just a Feral Cat Colony
talked about this idea with @byelawliet and i just really wanted to share
a loose collection of people who only vaguely respect one another, usually based on how annoying fighting the other person would be
whenever thereâs sunlight they collectively go outside to lie in it, daring anyone else to say something about it
fluffy and angry looking unless theyâre doing something dumb, in which case they look like this was their plan all along obviously they wanted to get stuck underneath this fence
elegant, until you catch them eating something Questionable at midnightâthey insist youâre imagining things. was that a bird? thereâs feathers on their collar. oh god
utterly incomprehensible to anyone who doesnât spend all their time around them
climbs the tallest thing in the room to assert dominance in a conversation
climbs onto other people when they theyâre being ignored
Natureâs Amazing Perffect Killing Machine: but still manages to back flip off of something and scare themselves with the fall
communal child rearing: all uchiha children are dressed the same with similar hair, no one can tell their kids apart and no one cares to try
communal grooming: have you⌠seen their hair? they need it
chasing each other around the village at breakneck speed because YOU TOUCHED ME ITâS TIME TO FIGHT
screaming Rage Fights at 4am when all the other clans are trying to sleep. itâs usually madara screaming.
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