fantasy/LOTR sideblog ✨✨✨

i would smoke an enchanted cigarette if given the opportunity

The enjoyment of elves is a sign of moral decay in a person. The elf must be killed.

(gets 0 notes on a post i made five seconds ago) sigh.... i see how it's.... (walks into the dark scary forest)

like okay i get that we figured out that we can inject estrogen into you to make you grow boobs and we can inject testosterone into you to make you grow more facial hair and shit but like why stop there? we should invent random hormones and inject them into ourselves for fun until we find the ones that turn us into majestic and ancient beasts capable of destroying entire cities. i for one think it would be a fun bonding experience

stop pickin fights with knights and come wear tunics with some eunuchs

need a knight gf but my foul deeds preclude any honorable champion from pledging to my service. oh well, there's always imps

flies at your face & stings you with my fairy stinger (fairies have stingers) (you are an elf)

suck him good n hard thru his platemail