They love phone more than god.

i’m a simple girl i see a man with big arms and a kind heart and i get a little stupid

If God supposedly made humans in his own likeness what IS the deal with apes was he just like "me if I were a ugly hairy bastard lol"

they are ready to be picked

ripe

catch me speeding down the highway blasting tainted love in this dream vehicle

The only possible response

donald trump having a fucking button that automatically summons a butler with a diet coke is like the most fucking cartoonishly american thing i have ever heard. i think trump might actually not be a human being and might actually be like some manner of gestalt consciousness or thoughtform created from the very concept of the united states itself.

the president of the united states having a button in the oval office that just calls a butler with a cold diet coca-cola sounds like a scene from fucking dr. strangelove jesus christ

i cant think of the fact that humans send messages saying ’where are you? who are you?’ from earth to the giant and empty space all around us for too long because it makes me cry so hard and feel so human and lonely