❝ I just came back from the dead, and they impounded my car! This is the worst I don’t want to be the crew leader anymore!❞
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❝ I just came back from the dead, and they impounded my car! This is the worst I don’t want to be the crew leader anymore!❞
RYAN HAYWOOD ☆ THE VAGABOND

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There are so many people in the crew now that Geoff /must/ occasionally do the dad thing where he gets somebody's name wrong and has to cycle through the whole gang to get them. Alfredo brings him a glass of coke and he's like "thanks Gavin- er, Michael, no- Ryan, dammit uh,,, Linds- no,,," "geoFF" "no that's not it, that's my name" "GEOFF"
There’s times where he won’t get the name right, he will just stare blankly at the person he’s trying to reach. He points a finger, stares intensely, and it almost gets their attention more easily than him yelling.
“It’s me. Trevor.”
“Yeah, yeah I know. I was almost there.”
how about FAHC Ryan losing an eye in his mercenary work before joining the Crew and the first time he takes off his mask infront of the Crew, he pops out his glass eye too and everyone freaks out because maybe Ryan was a shit and had fake blood at the ready and stuff, so it just looks like he literally plucked his own eyeball out and threw it at them??
He’s definitely the type of person for theatrics. He loves a good scare, and he happens to know someone in special effects. A tiny bit of fake blood behind his unfortunate injury and the crew he’s finally accepted is screaming and backing away, horrified but also not as shocked as they should be. He’s smiling wickedly and they realize it’s a joke, and Gavin immediately asks why he got a fake eye a different color from his real one. Ryan says he pulled it out of someone else and decided to keep it, but the rest of them think it’s just for the aesthetic.
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Thank you @alexskyline for the kofi!!! Here are some battle buddies post-battle being little shits!! They are awful and I love them
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Ends of Beginnings
Ok! I’m finally back. Sorry. This one is kinda different from the others. Mostly because I was writing in a rush. Some family issues were brought up today. Sorry again. Anyways, Michael’s introduction to the Ends of Beginnings
Michael Jones thought the Fake AH Crew was a joke when he was asked to join them. Who wouldn’t? An alcoholic with delusional dreams of running a crummy town. A woman who was determined to strike fear throughout the city yet be the mother to this crew. And a man whose accent was frankly ridiculous and couldn’t seem to control himself. Despite all this, Michael decided to give them a chance since he didn’t really have much else to lose. A simple trial run of a heist became a week of working with them. The week soon became a couple. And after that? Well, Michael and the crew stopped counting.
It was clear Michael wasn’t from Los Santos. His eyes held a certain gleam of mischief that very few had in Los Santos. He held himself tall and proud as if he ran the world and waited for someone to challenge that. His short temper and voice practically screamed Jersey as he began to play the muscle role well. Michael was a freelancer, hopping from job to job. He stayed in Los Santos but everyone knew he wouldn’t stick with one group for long.
Michael usually got the job for playing muscle since he was well built and had the anger for it. What Michael loved though? Explosions. Destruction. Distraction. His eyes would light up at the thought of blowing a place up and would make the explosives to do so. But not many crews need someone to run the risk of explosives. Especially when the guy isn’t even in your crew.
Michael had been in a dry spell for jobs when he got the note in his mail. Simple white envelope. Addressed to ‘Mr. Jones’. No addresses, his or a return. He hesitated before opening it to find a note in sloppy handwriting. Basically, it was some crew boss showing interest in Michael and offered him a job with the prospects of more. At the bottom, it was signed by Geoff Ramsey. The name sounded familiar and the moment Michael looked it up, he realized why.
Geoff Ramsey, leader of a group of three criminals trying to overpower everyone else. Michael rolled his eyes and pulled out his phone, messaging the number that was left on the note.
“What’s the job?” Was all Michael sent back.
The next few days consisted of Geoff trying to convince Michael to join without hearing the plan first since “you know how the business goes here,” he said.
Michael eventually relented and agreed to meet Geoff at a nearby pier, one that there was enough people around that he could get help if needed but not enough to get caught.
Once Michael arrived and saw what he was going to attempt to work with though, he regretted his decision. Ramsey wore a suit that was nice a few years ago maybe but it was clearly past its time. Pattillo was trying to convince Free to put on sunscreen since they were out in the sun. And Free? He wore cheap fake gold glasses and attempted to dress stylishly. To Michael, this seemed like a set up to a bad joke.
What made Michael reconsider his whole feelings towards the crew was when Geoff found out about his weak spot for explosives. Michael watched as the older man perked up and looked at Michael with a mischievous smile.
“Oh, we are about to blow up so much shit.” He said and stood. “Excuse me, I have to go rework a couple of heists.”
Michael decided then that perhaps the group was a little odd or rough around the edges. But, hey, he got to blow up a few buildings and cars because of it. They accepted each other in this crew. They were family.
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FAHC: Support Team (1/2)
I love @lizkah ‘s Support Team aesthetic board and I’ve never written Steffie so now is as good a time as any to chronicle a day in the lives of some underappreciated people.
Steffie’s day started out, as most do, with coffee. The Coffee Bean, one of downtown Los Santos’ little coffee shops always welcomed her with open arms, since her early days of moving to the city for college. Every morning, she takes a spot near the window, mocha latte in one hand and tablet in the other, so she can do what she does best.
It isn’t her fault that what she’s best at is international espionage and information gathering.
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I rewatched the heist where they break geoff out of prison, and I don't know if it was just the lighting or what, but the speedboat they get away in looked like it was rimmy tim purple and orange and I haven't been able to shake the idea of jeremy, who was just a big fan of the crew at the time, finding out they stole his boat to rescue their boss and he had basically accidentally helped them out. Everyone thinks he'll be upset that his boat got stolen by criminals but he's just *thrilled*
“Holy shit.”
The underlings of a local gang are sitting in their base around a table as they watch tv and munch on snacks between jobs. There was another clip from the police helicopters of the Fake AH Crew speeding into the sea, a certain Geoff Ramsey sitting safely with them and not in prison as expected.
“Holy fuckin shit,” Jeremy says again, now standing up from his seat and nudging a crew member. “That’s my boat! That’s my fucking boat!”
A few heads pop up to look at Jeremy, not expecting to see a huge smile on his face as he points to the television. They’re expecting it even less when he starts pacing around the room, clearly ecstatic that the most famous crew in the city has just stolen his boat.
Flash forward a few years and that same group of goons sits in the same room snacking between jobs, only to look up and see Jeremy himself on the bow of a boat, Fake AH Crew plastered on the screen under him.

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“Michael, check out my tyre smoke.” [x]
I Painted Over And Made FAHC Gavin I don’t normally do this but I figured why not.
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Jeremy’s revenge.

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