mirror, tell me something;;

*MICKEY MOUSE VOICE* YOURE ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE THE WRATH OF A GOD

u know what i miss? all the bro posts

bro one *over the phone*: bro i miss those bro posts bro two: not as much as i miss your eyes bro bro one: bro

ending long sentences with by fall out boy

Using the lyric “baby seasons change but people don’t”

Pretending people wearing camouflage are invisible

incorrect units of measurement (i.e. I have like 40 gallons of homework)

calling easily explainable phenomena “witchcraft”

• conflating two similar idiomatic phrases (e.g. are you having a kidding me) • inserting the word fuck or fucking into unusual places. bonus if it’s in other languages (e.g. excusez the fuck out of moi, entfuckingschuldigung)

“mcfucking”

I’m dead

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE

SOLUTION TO USA/CANADA RIVALRY: CANADA BECOMES PART OF AMERICA AND WE TAKE DOWN EVERYONE AS ONE SUPER COUNTRY 

THE US OF EH

this is where shit went down tho, like if u and ur buddies ever had some shit that needed to be settled this is where it went down