in a way i am my own dead wife

“nobody wants to work anymore” yeah because everyone wants to kill themselves

also i think concerts becoming more and more of a luxury item is fucked and we shouldnt just like continue to normalize that

Okay but you can literally go to local shows instead of chasing big artists 24/7

i do go to local shows. that doesnt mean that the pricing of larger shows is not incredibly frustrating and inaccessible . and im sick of comments like this.

I kinda love when I take a picture of something beautiful and it looks like shit because it humbles me and reminds me to stay off my phone

it must be fucking awesome to be a balloon floating away from a crying child like fuck yessssssss get out of there

Ever since I was a little girl I dreamed of everything being okay

Women who don’t get Any action and live in a perpetual state of loneliness and Engage in hobbies that disconnect them from the populous shall Inherit this earth. Only they can speak truth.

Pro tip! If someone ever says they would fuck their own clone, you can make the conversation different by saying you'd also fuck their clone.

follow it up with ‘i wouldn’t fuck you though’ for Added Enjoyment

Fake laughed at a customer's joke today and dropped the smile within milliseconds of them turning around. when I tell you that I felt like Patrick fucking Bateman

girlie that's not a random headache u are dehydrated malnourished over caffeinated over stressed and sleep deprived

AND YOUR PONYTAIL IS TOO TIGHT