I wouldn’t have even noticed if you hadn’t said anything, @xfakesterekx! - Anastasia

Lap Magnet by Prairie_Grass

(1/1 I 30,371 I Explicit)

Wherein an ill-advised floral arrangement leads to a whole new definition of obliviousness, accidental mate-bonds, and far more sex and tropes than one fic really needs.

or

Five times Derek and Stiles didn’t notice how close they were (literally) and then a whole bunch of times when they did…

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 A Funny Story,  Dad (AKA: Why Sheriff Stilinski Officially Hates His Life- This Time) by jsea

(1/1 I 746 I Mature)

He thinks it probably says something about both his life, and his son, that he doesn’t even blink when he walks into the kitchen after a long shift to find Derek Hale slumped at their table, looking about as weary as he feels.

(Waiting) Until the Sky Falls Down on Me by piratekelly

(1/1 I 3,062 I Explicit)

Or: Why Derek Hale is Never Listening to Stiles Ever Again

Derek’s been cursed by a witch, and as a result, he’s supernaturally super-glued to Stiles until the next full moon.

It wouldn’t be so bad, if the struggle to hide their relationship weren’t real enough to begin with.

Hapnophobia by p1013

(1/1 I 3,786 I Teen)

“Jesus!” Stiles fumbles, tries to catch him, and as soon as his hands are on Derek again, the screaming stops. Derek’s eyes are wide, and he’s panting on the ground.

“Stiles. Stop touching me.”

“Fine. Whatever. Just trying to help.” He pulls away, and Derek doubles over, groaning.

“Come back, come back.” Derek moans, reaching towards Stiles. As soon as their skin touches, Derek relaxes, falling back onto the forest floor.

“What’s going on?” Stiles asks, his hand slipping in the sweat that coats Derek’s skin. Derek twists his arm and grabs Stiles’ wrist.

“If I stop touching you, it feels like… It hurts, like wolfsbane.” He sits up. It twists Stiles’ arm into an awkward position, and Derek lets his grip loosen just enough for Stiles’ arm to slide against his fingers.

“You can’t let go.” Stiles says, wrapping his free hand around Derek’s arm.

“I can’t let go.”

Mating Moons by skinsharpenedteeth (Gavinscotts)

(15/15 I 85,255 I Explicit)

Sorry. I haven’t read this and I probably won’t but here it is for everyone else.

pick it up if we’re moving too slow by standinginanicedress | 139.8K

“…I want a dude who’s going to take me out on dates. And I want him to meet my dad in, like, a sweater vest and khakis and shake his hand and talk about sports with the guy. And I want him to have a car and an apartment – not like, nice ones? But ones, you know? He’s got a dog, too. He drives me around and buys me stuff and is nice to my dad and my friends but then, like,” he squeezes the basketball extra hard and is sure he feels some air being let out of it, “…he ties me up sometimes, too. Is that too much to ask for? Am I reaching for the stars?”

Scott shakes his head, shuffling the cards and making piles out of them, likely by category. “There are no kinksters in Beacon Hills. We’ve been over this.”

until it hurts sometimes by standinginanicedress | 168.9K

This is Derek’s life. A sea of people he cannot trust, always trying to get him to trust them if only to get that leg up on everyone else. There is almost no one for him to rely on, no one for him to put his full faith and credit into – nearly no one to watch his back.

The only person he has that he can trust implicitly is Stiles. To most people, Stiles is just the little fucktoy twink that Derek took home like a stray puppy, buying him expensive things and taking him out to dinner because he’s just so good looking and cute. And stupid, they think he is. A little idiot flashing credit cards and sucking Derek off underneath the table. They don’t know how powerful Stiles is, just from being the one person whose word matters at all to Derek Hale.

Well, most of our HIGH SCHOOL AU recs fit this description so be sure to check that tag!

DEREK AND STILES ARE THE SAME AGE

What I Go To School For by goodnight_tinyhumans

Derek is having a hard time with chemistry. Stiles is one of the best students in the class.

This couldn’t possibly go wrong.

The Lawn Ranger by Snowjob

In which Derek is an adolescent werewolf with a penchant for chocolate bunnies, and instead of the dream summer of lazing around the house playing video games and nibbling on his hoarded supply of easter candy his mother makes him get a job.

In which Stiles is a showoff jock with a broken arm and an embarrassing crush who can no longer push the lawn mower around the yard.

Like James Dean, Only Sadder by 42hrb

The star of the Beacon Hills High School baseball team and Beacon Hills resident bad boy probably have nothing in common, right?

Grown Up Hot by Inell

Derek’s college Dream Boy just happens to be the nerdy kid he bullied back in middle school. Karma sucks.

Of Debutantes Verse by missmagoo

Derek is a debutante.

SERIAL KILLERS STEREK

sweet serial killer (love you just a little too much) by callunavulgari

“He’s only killing the people who killed his family,” Stiles mutters, but even to his ears it sounds like an excuse. Scott clearly agrees, because he’s not just frowning anymore, he looks furious.

“That’s like the plot of a bad 80s horror flick, Stiles! You of all people should know how badly those end!”

“I know!” Stiles wails. “I know, I know, but you know what I’m like, dude. I get attached way too easy and I have terrible judgement, but I like him. I had sex with him when he had Deputy Donovan’s blood all over him, and I don’t fucking regret it. How fucked up is that? I fucked him after he killed somebody and I don’t even care!”

Carve My Name into Your Arm by oldmanrenkas and secondstar

Stiles cannot love, because it isn’t something he can touch. The closest he’s ever felt, by his recollection, has been when he held someone else’s life in his hands. With one last gasping breath, their blood covering his hands, Stiles believed that what he felt deep within him was, in fact, love. It was adoration, in a way. A connection that could not be undone, could never be severed. Ending a life brought a rush unlike anything Stiles had ever felt, or would feel, of that he was certain.

So we all know we are going to support the frick out “Black Panther” (COMING TO THE THEATRE:12th of February) and “A Wrinkle In Time” (COMING TO THE THEATRE:9th of March)

But I haven’t seen much promo for “Proud Mary”! Taraji P. Henson as a kick ass black woman who is a assassin….we need to get behind this shit too (USA PREMIERE:12th of January/UK PREMIERE:23rd of March)

Watch trailer here!